10 Ways To Order a Pizza

Occasionally, I just like to do things for fun. The following represents just SOME of the ways that I have ordered a pizza.

10.  Pretend or BE EXTREMELY inebriated…This is fun because it puts the burden on the order taker. Usually I will be slurring and I order SEVERAL different ingredients on my Pizza. Always fun to see what I get.

9.   Order a made up ingredient…I LOVE this one, sometimes I will order cheese, pepperoni, and Turnabager. Keep insisting that you want it and talk to the manager if necessary.

8.   In Italian…See how long it takes before they can find an interpreter.

7.   Ask if you can super size it with Fries and a drink…When they say NO, ask WHY and just keep asking like you don’t understand why.

6.   Tell them you want a THICK crust on just HALF of the Pizza and THIN on the other.

5.   After a lengthy order is taken, ask if you can pay by the barter system, when they say NO, tell them you have done it that way there before...Sound Confident!!!

4.   ASK if they deliver…If yes, tell them you want it delivered UNDER the bridge in a ghetto section of your choice.  

3.   Order a Pizza’s and then have it delivered to another Pizza joints address.

2.   Tell the order taker you re playing a joke on your boss, would they add LOTS of Cayenne pepper and jalapeno peppers cut up really small. If Yes, have it delivered as a gift to your boss from XYZ co. I LOVE this one…Hehehehe.

1.   Call and ask if they could make a specialty ‘Hen Way’ Pizza for you, when they ask “What’s a Hen way, you tell them about 3lbs...Hang up…

Oh…If you ever need a Pizza ordered…Just call me…I’ll take good care of you.

Until Later…     

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Comments (54)

  1. stressedoutmother

    bawh ha ha ha ha ha ha

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I love the sending one to my boss…That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

      February 15, 2012
      1. stressedoutmother

        might actually do it @some point

        February 15, 2012
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehe….

          February 15, 2012
  2. thoughts_jeremy

    Haha. I love your funny lists, Sue. I especially love number 9. It’s always fun to make up a word, act confident that it is a real word, and watch people not point it out, afraid of seeming dumb. And #1 reminds me of the updoc joke from “Scrubs.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgn-Q61Gxpk

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I couldn’t resist…I have done ALL of these and more…

      February 15, 2012
  3. withwings

    Oh boy you had me laughing out loud. I needed that.

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwww, I really glad you enjoyed it…It was fun writing it.

      February 15, 2012
  4. Rebecca2000

    LOL Love it.

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awww, Thanks Beck….I appreciate that, glad you enjoyed it.

      February 15, 2012
  5. monicaspeaks

    lol hilarious

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks Monica…I just couldn’t resist…The Devil made me do it. hehehe.

      February 15, 2012
  6. WalkinOnSunshine

    The only time I really had fun with a pizza place was ordering 10 pizzas “to go” to a big party we were having that consisted of about 20 people……only there was no party and no people, but me and my friend that were playing a joke, bwahaha…but that’s old. I’m sure everyone has pulled that prank before

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hey…Now you have some NEW ideas,,,Have some fun with it….Thanks for reading and commenting Dani…Always nice to see you here. Muah!!!

      February 15, 2012
  7. Janelle_Leigh

    Have you done all of these? I would like some video footage…

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I have done each and every one of these, the favorite being the Pizza delivered to my boss…CLASSIC!!!

      February 15, 2012
  8. ladyluck1313

    LMAO…You are too funny girl.

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I’m glad you enjoyed it, I had fun writing it.

      February 15, 2012
  9. timholzbaur

    I would hate to be the pizza place near you!

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I am a NAUGHTY, but FUNNY gal. Hehehe.

      February 15, 2012
      1. timholzbaur

        That’s why I love ya!

        February 15, 2012
        1. dreamshadow59

          Muah!!!!!

          February 15, 2012
          1. timholzbaur

            Right back at ya Beautiful!

            February 15, 2012
  10. SugarandSpice

    Great list I was running out of ways to prank these people lol

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Always ready to help out when I can, hehehehe.

      February 15, 2012
  11. Waasyon

    I’m sure there’s a youtube vid somewhere of a guy asking a pizza place ‘Do you deliver?’ and when the guy says yes he says, I’ll have a liver and pineapple pizza…… lol

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Mmmmmmmmm That sounds goooood….I’ll have to order that next time, THANKS!!!

      February 15, 2012
  12. EdwardNorton

    Ed’s Sausage Pizza is now open and SO waiting on your call!

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Just give me your number….I LOVE Pizza.

      February 15, 2012
  13. varuben

    certo, io bisogno una pizza per favore

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Usted puede tener a mi bebé pieza. Jejeje.

      February 15, 2012
      1. varuben

        bebe pieza? que significa?

        February 15, 2012
      2. varuben
        sigo pensando que trato de decirme ….

        February 16, 2012
  14. cjb321

    Just yesterday I called for a pizza. I did not realize I was calling the wrong pizza place and insisted that they had a special that the other place was offering. Realized after I hung up and called the right place. First place was getting bit irritated with me by the time I hung up though. haha

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe….I LOVE that story….Thanks for sharing, hehehe.

      February 15, 2012
  15. NotanAlien

    Usually, if ya’ call one of the bigger pizza joints, and say I want that special of ‘so and so’, and if they don’t offer to match it, I then ask them if they have the number of the place that does ?
    And if they bark out, “No I don’t !”
    I tell them to grab a pen and I’ll give it to them. then I snicker

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe……I will have to remember that one…That’s a classic….Hehehehe. Thanks for the info…Loved it.

      February 15, 2012
  16. DeeinFL

    I love #6…half thin, half thick. I wonder what my local pizza shop would do if I tried that?! Uh oh, you just gave me an idea!

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      When I do it it’s like their dumfounded…Like WHAT? Say that again….Hehehehe. I love it.

      February 15, 2012
  17. sleepyblogger

    I agree with Jeremy. Number 9 is rich. Haha. Sleep well…

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I always liked this one and #6…..Hehehehe.

      February 16, 2012
  18. jakethetruth

    OK It’s taken me two days to come up with something witty and fun to comment on this post. Now I used to cook pizza back when I was in high school and early years in college. Yeah I had several funny pranksters pull one over on me a couple times. I can be pretty fun sometimes as well and I liked to have fun with a few customers. One in general I did not like to deal with him. Here is the story and why you should be careful how you mess with the people who cook your food. Now I’m not proud of what I did but I will admit it’s kind of funny and the guy deserved it. I had this couple that were regulars and they always ordered the same thing. For the wife it was pepperoni and pineapple, and for the guy it was beef bacon and onion. (Yep I still remember to this day all my usual customer’s orders.) They always wanted ranch dressing with it and we were supposed to charge for it. I never charged them for two things, #1 The wife was smoking and I’m talking smoking hot so I never minded giving her ranch for free. #2 The wife was always nice as can be and always asked how I was, how I was doing in school, and showed interest in my life which I thought was nice. One day when I was off work they had ordered pizza. The manager charged them for the ranch and the guy had a cow on the manager. Told them all about how I never charged them for it and got me in a huge mess of trouble. The next time I was working the guy come in again only this time he was a total ass to me. Here and I was doing them a favor by not charging them. I got extremely upset to say the least. Now what I did next was not right and still to this day I do feel bad about it. The next time they ordered pizza it was like usual two pizza’s one hers one his. I took the dough for his to the back took my bare ass and sat right on the dough. Then washed my hands and proceeded to make the pizzas. That was the one and only time I ever did anything gross to someones food. Most geneally I prided myself on what I turned out. People still to this day when they see me on the street tell me they miss my pizza. I was one of the good ones, I never followed specs on how to make them I made them how I would like them and I never sent a pizza out I wouldn’t eat myself. Besides the one. I have one other story about a diffucult customer I may share in a blog one day. That is unless you ask me Sue then I’ll be compelled to share. I loved your post though and I thought it was funny as they usually are.

    February 16, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      OMG!!! I couldn’t stop laughing Tim…Hehehehehe…That was rich!!!!! Hehehehehe. I DO want to hear the other story.

      February 16, 2012
      1. jakethetruth

        Ok you got it. One night I was working at the pizza place again and I had a customer come in and order a sandwich. When the sandwich went out the customer sent it back and said it was cold. Ok so no biggie I made him a new one. He sent that one back and said it was cold. At this point I was confused so I made him a new sandwich but this time I ran it through the oven for a little bit longer. He sent that sandwich back too saying it was cold. I could see the man getting upset. I too was getting upset because I had caught on to his little game. Some customers you can never satisfy because they are just looking for a free meal. That was certainly the case with this guy. Well I don’t like being ripped off so I wanted to give him something to bitch about. So I made a whole new sandwich and ran it through the oven twice. It came out black as coal. So I dressed it and told my waitress I would be happy to deliver this one myself. So I did I walked out to the customer set the sandwich in front of him and asked: “Is that hot enough for you?” He lost his marbles on me. So I took it. He said he wasn’t paying for the meal and I replied:“You will pay for everything but the sandwich or I will call the police my employee has already taken down your license plate number. You may think I’m some dumb ass kid but I caught on to your game. You wanted a free meal and sorry buddy I’m not giving it to you. There was nothing wrong with the three sandwiches I made for you before this one and I couldn’t satisfy you. You will pay for the rest of the meal and then you will never come back to my store again. Period. I’m not taking any exceptions here we can’t make you happy so take your business somewhere else.” He paid for everything but the sandwich. He did call the 800 number on me but I explained to my district manager what had happened. She gave me a high five then told me never do it again. LMAO

        February 16, 2012
        1. dreamshadow59

          Classic Jake…Good for you. Some people are just itchin’ for a bitchin. High Five. Hehehe.

          February 16, 2012
          1. jakethetruth

            Yep I still enjoy telling that story to this day. It was a total win as far as I was concerned. And the fact I didn’t even get in trouble for it just made it priceless. Oh and the guy from the other story was caught cheating on his hot wife last year and they divorced. Serves him right because he is a total ego maniac and an asshole. KARMA

            February 16, 2012
            1. dreamshadow59

              I loved those stories Jake…I think you SHOULD do a post about those two incidents. It would be GREAT!!!!

              February 16, 2012
              1. jakethetruth

                I might just do that and title it “Don’t mess with the people that make you food.”

                February 16, 2012
  19. pamfreeman22

    These are all pretty good! I think #6 and #3 are hilarious! I would like to try these next time I order a pizza.
    http://www.chicagodeepdishpizza.com

    August 11, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thank you!!!

      August 12, 2014
  20. dreamshadow59

    You SLY dog you…

    February 15, 2012
    1. dreamshadow59

      I’ll make one for ya…

      February 15, 2012
      1. dreamshadow59

        Oh yes….I looove Pizza, especially when it’s HOT!!! Do You?

        February 15, 2012
        1. dreamshadow59

          Good, then we can share the Pizza together.

          February 15, 2012