Senior road trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't...

Tiger Woods Poem

TIGER�S HOLIDAY POEM Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin�, chased by his spouse.. She wielded a nine iron and wasn�t too merry, Cause a bimbo�s phone number was in his Blackberry. He�d been cheatin� on Elin, and...

Dont Get It

Iam not good at telling or getting jokes. how about you?:) Merry Christmas.:)

Party Time!!

Rick had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace...

God is

There was once a very good man. He did everything right, he lived a perfect and moral life. The man, was also Christian, so when he died, he went to heaven, the man met Peter at the pearly gate. So Peter looked in his big bad book and saw that the man...

Little Johnny Jokes

I know they're out there.... Be tasteful... if possible... But dont be shy... lol :p -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have...

Not PC jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends...

New Bar-B-Q Rules

New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the...

Cake or Bed

A Husband Is At Home Watching A Football Match When His Wife Interrupts, 'honey, Could You Fix The Light In The Hallway? It's Been Flickering For Weeks Now.' He Looks At Her And Says Angrily, 'fix The Lights Now? Does It Look Like I Have 'powergen'...

To Make You Smile

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5....

christmas cheer

Tequila Christmas Cake Please be careful while baking this cake Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to...

moon walk

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts...

Fantasy

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you...

Dead babys jokes

1.Q. What's worst than trowing a baby at 1000miles per hour? A. Stop it with a shovel 2.Q. How do you stop a baby spinning? A. Nail his other hand 3.Q. What's the difference between a mustang and a dead baby? A. I don't have a mustang in my garage 4.Q....