Lessons Learned

Wow, what a day!  I had the pleasure of babysitting Saturday afternoon and evening for my 12 weeks old grandson while my daughter and her husband went to a wedding.  Five straight hours alone.  This, after he just came back from a trip to the other...

Some Yuks for Friday Night

      Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?       A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."              Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?       A: A stick.              Q: What do you call cheese that...

How to tell my friends about my girlfriend?

In a big group of friends we are haveing Christmas Eve together. But we haven't seen each other for a long time and they don't know yet that i have a girl now, in fact she is from that group. So how can we announce(show/tell) it to them in funny way?

RULE 2

HELLO THERE READY FOR YOUR NEXT BATCH OF COLLEGE WISDOM? HERE IT IS RULE 2: YOUR FIRST YEAR COURSE WILL SUCK This rule will be referring to the amazing course that all freshman must take.  In my college they call it "Transitions."  We all...

A Few Yuks ~ oldies but goodies

From Solitude by Ella Wheeler Wilcox "Solitude. Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own."   Two atoms were talking. One atom said to the...

Annoying old people..

I am on the brink of being elderly. My home is smack dab in the middle of an over 55 community. There are not many 55 year olds but a lot of lonely widows and widowers over 65. You can't walk two steps out your door with out being engaged for half an...

Letters to various government agencies

Have a laugh or feel bad that there is a lacking in letter writing.  Seems these people do not proof read as I don't.    These examples are taken from actual letters (supposedly) written to various government agencies in the USA: Dear...

It's...COMPLICATED

I hear that line quite often coming from the Whitehouse, usually when someone is trying to frame an answer into something they can later deny or spin to mean something that is not even close to what they are really trying to say.  Generally, not...

Just words when put together make sense

   Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.  A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip....

but why CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS?!

So its been exactly 5 months and I am still currently seeing the same person and the Leo's they continuously come and go with no hard feelings. Glad to say that I have not done anything bad to linger and regret. HOWEVER, a good buddy of mine who...

hey what's up people

hey people  im sure nobody remembers me but i've been good but a lot of family drama has been going on but if you want any of my social media to keep in contract with me just message me (: