Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I have an age old problem I would like to discuss with you. Every time I go into the bathroom to pee, the toilet seat is ALWAYS left up. The problem is, the toilet has pee on it which I have to clean BEFORE I sit. I have tried and...

Changed my theme

I just realized you could "change your theme" or have a different background on this thing! Yes! I love this kind of crap! And I chose coffee. I chose it because I can no longer drink it and it used to be my love and my addiction and, sad to say, a...

Sense #1

First time blogger, and I'm here to vent a little. I'm always shocked by the lack of common sense I see in the everyday world. Somedays it brings a little smile, to see the irony of what people say or do. Somedays I lose a little faith in the ability...

Humor For Those Seeking Medical Care

  Another fine transcript from the comic strip 'Pearls Before Swine'. -------------------   Pig:  I heard you went to the doctor this morning.   Rat:  Yeah.  My foot's been hurting me.   Pig:  How'd it go?   Rat:  Well, I...

Tweets for Twits #2

Tweet!  Hi.  Welcome to my unnecessary talk show.  Let's welcome my first guest, a self-help guru who will teach you all how to save a boatload of money this year.  She has a full 30 seconds to tell you about all of the websites you can get these tips...

Tweets for Twits #1

Tweet!  If you call now and sign over the deed to your home, we'll send you a flashlight keychain!  But, if you wait to call, you'll get nothing.  [Couldn't they at least offer glasses to read the fine print?]

Giggle Time

I just received this and thought it was cool so I thought I'd pass it along to those who haven't seen this. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=341rybZ42vA Enjoy...

Giggle Time

Math Problem   John as 32 candy bars and he eats 28. What does he have now? Answer: Diabetes  

Christmas Spirit and Spirits

Yesterday I finally decided it was time to put up all my Christmas lights for the holiday. I have several different arrays I use for the house’s outside and then another set for the inside. Now remember, I am going to be 41 so I have lights that...

Sexy Tuesday: Naturally

  Doing what comes naturally, Turtledoves bill and coo, Cats just cat around, Lizards just bask in its heat, While ducks like it in puddles? Squirrels, now, they're just nuts about it. When skunks do it, Well it just raises a...

Giggle Time

Senior pick-up line A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. ...

Giggle Time

      Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are...

Christmas Season Madness

      Raise your hand if you’re going Christmas shopping this year. Hmmm, looks like quite a few of you are. Isn’t Christmas supposed to be a PEACEFUL and LOVING time of year, you know, the joys of the Season, Peace to all and Good Will to...

Unusual Christmas Gifts

Christmas time is gift giving time. It’s the time of year where you are looking for just the right gift to give to Uncle Bart or Aunt Fee Fee. You’ve searched and searched and still no creative ideas. What do you do? Well, worry no more. Here are...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I need your help. My boyfriend has a very annoying habit. Every time after he eats he purposely Belches as loud as he can. He believes this is funny and continues this disgusting behavior even though I have told him I find it childish....

The big issues people...

I got sent this link last night during a group text convo which we all thought was pretty funny so i thought I had to share it. That's if I can.. the computer is not being so kind to me this arvo so if the link doesn't appear I apologize and I will...

Gifts For The People You Can’t Stand

Since this is my one hundredth post, I thought and thought about what to write that would be REALLY funny and finally, I came up with THIS idea. With the Holiday Season coming up I thought about gift giving. We all love receiving gifts, we tell...

Scribbles and Bits challenge #18

     Welcome, Scribblers! the mood around Thoughts this weekend has been upbeat and happy.. but of course we need to honor Thanksgiving too. So:        Your Challenge this week is to write about a Thanksgiving Disaster.. real or fictional. did you...

Christmas and Money aka FUCKED

 So I think I have begun to recognize another circle of FUCKERY in my life. It seems to me that every holiday season since I was older enough to start buying presents for other members of my family and start to receive less....I have been in a very...

My Problem For Today: BOYS.

BOYS FREAKING SUCK. They do! They really, honestly, truly do! I am going absolutely INSANE. Dillon "likes" me, Austin is "into me". I'm so confused. I think Dillon only said it because.. well, I don't really know why he said it because he doesn't even...

Did homework very late

I just finished my homework about 3 minutes ago and I had 3 days to finish it and I chose to do it last minute as always. I promised myself I would finish my homework a day early but...... I didnt. I guess I can't even trust myself lol. My cat kept...