Words That Are Hard to Say When You're Drunk.

Yes…I admit it, I have been DRUNK a few times in my life, (Daily), and I thought it might just be fun to pass on a few words that are VERY difficult to say when inebriated. Constantinople--- Hell…I can’t even say this word SOBER, how the...

Naughty Things You can say At Thanksgiving Follow up

OK...Monicaspeaks had a blog about this which I thought was very funny so I'm doing a follow up to this, "Why", you ask, "cause I CAN, that's why. The following were the points brought up and I would like to add just a little something extra here for...

Miao Ming

Inspired  by the "Cat Who.." books by Lilian Jackson Braun For uncle_charlie's Writer's Challenge you animal you!   Miao Ming   My name is Miao.  When Qwill is not very happy with me, he calls me by my full name...Miao Ming. ...

How To Cheat At Monopoly

Bwahahhhhhaha….There are several ways to cheat at Monopoly. OK…two things first, One, I love the game Monopoly, second, I do NOT like to lose…AT ANYTHING!!! Have I, sure who hasn’t, BUT, when I play, I play to WIN. To ME, it’s like real life, if I...

Ten ways to Tell if Your Boyfriend is Cheating

Sorry folks, it’s a fact of life, sometimes the people we think are squeaky clean, the ones we trust the most, just aren’t. Her are ten ways to tell if they are cheating on you. 10.)   You’re a Brunette and you find Blond pubic hair in your...

How to Survive a Blind Date

Once upon a time, a long time ago, I ACTUALLY had a date. Seriously…An honest to God dress up with pretty undies on date, hey, ya never know right? What…You find that unbelievable? Well…OK, it WAS a blind date, and NO…Before you ask, he didn’t wear...

How To Give Your Dog or Cat a Pill

Trying to give your dog or cat a pill is like trying to get a 100 year old man’s penis hard. Sorry…The devil made me type that…REALLY!!!. Damn…Now I lost my train of thought, Oh yeah, giving dogs or cats pills. This subject has been widely...

Figuratively literal

What the word “literally” means: actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy. What some people think it means: figuratively. A co-worker of mine keeps using the word literally for everything, it was funny at first but is started being more and...

You Laugh You Lose

Yes, me again. You're getting the best of my funnies so far (some are a bit dirty but nothing horrendous I promise!)                             (Oh Snorlax...)  ...

Lady vs Escalator

Hopefully this will work for me. Laughed my ass off but the jokes probably on me as she's now probably fitter than I am lmao   (One of these is bound to work)