Girl Talk

The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys. The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first. The Eyeglass Prescription: Don't wear your glasses on a...

Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner."

An Old Farmer's Advice

  An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.* *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.* * A bumble bee is...

Red Headed Babies

  After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little  upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'  ...

A Fork in the Road

Recently, I purchased a book by Yogi Berra for my son-in-law who is a sport's enthusiast.  The book is "When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!"  I like that! When I give directions to my home I always say "You will come to a fork in the...

Some thing to amuse the bored.

Think I posted this is the wrong place last time so i'll do it in here aswell just incase.   If you haven't already done this then do hopefully it makes you laugh a little. Go to google maps, click get directions. Type in the first box:...