A provoking quotes (11)

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. ~ Malcom Muggeridge   Please don't ask me how many times I've missed the point and had the lesson repeated.  A...

WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY

    THINKING ABOUT WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY Phone conversations last 30 seconds You know useful stuff about cars, tanks and airplanes A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase Bathroom lines are 80% shorter You can open all...

SHower Me with Relief LOrd.

Well, everything in my world has been flushed with a cool feeling of relief. I passed my drug test and I got the job. For obvious reasons, I cant tell you what that job is, but I will tell you its bad ass and involves lots of beautiful women, mostly....

Goooooaaaaallll!

The question is did the referees allow the score? An incredibly talented deer went on a late run into the penalty area in the middle of a youth soccer game, and picked up its first goal of the season with what appears to be a very slight flick...

Just watched my 1st episodes of South Park

This was an experience.  I then watched 10 more clips.  No way was I watching a whole movie.  This show appeals to a certain age group.  I could be in that age group if I was desensitized to the language.  There is a little voice in me that says " no,...

Peeing anxiety

   I'm feeling very stressed right now. Im so stressed in fact that I literally have stress zits bursting out of my skull.   Why the stress you ask?     I had to take a drug test for a very important job, and Im not sure if I passed, so...

The worst in astrology

Capricorn (December 23 - January 20)  You try to get them to come out of their shell and hang, but they're painfully shy. They usually shuffle away awkwardly and do paperwork. Everyone in the office makes jokes about it.  Finally, after months...

A day in the life.

    My Day:       The following is a brief blog about my day as an American male living in the glorious holy land, and valley of dreams,  Salt Lake City, Utah.   I will for warn you though, my life is not the most exciting life in...

Darth Vader

As another exciting Adventure begins........we find Darth Vader going into McDonald's to order some food. They mess up his order. Then, he points a finger at them and says: "You have Failed me for the last time!" and then.....(fill in the ending),...

Humor

"One. Two. Three. Four. What-are we watching TV for? --  I don't care what people say, South Park is funny every day!"   ;)