Day Two of Geekdom

Ok... sooo I now know why people are so obessed with Minecraft. It is very addicting! Once you start on a project you just want to keep going, and going, and going. No wonder my little brother, and players around the world stay on Minecraft for hours!...

When you lie in hospitality

 Its that wonderful moment when a male guests bucks out his chest, holds his chin high and asks to speak to a manager. And I am thinking "Ahh, Yep....Here we go..What time is it?" 9:30am? Wonderful, lets continue. ::Puts on the biggest, fake,...

The other Sue's quotes (10)

In keeping with the day: "From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!" - Scottish Saying Oh I don't know there are a few long-legged beasties that just might be interesting to...

Sue's Quotes

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.   Henny Youngman  I AGREE 100%....Just Sayin!!!

Hes 6?...are you sure?

So last night we were sitting around the diningroom table listening to music on the Itouch. My little cousin was on the floor breakdancing, then he climbed up on the chair and continued to dance as if he were in a club. So i deided to pants him and he...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: Why is it that once I got married, all of my Ex. Girlfriends wanna get back in touch with me? They keep trying to CONSTANTLY friend me on Facebook. I can’t  add them on to my account as my wife will find out and think I’m Cheating on...

Three Wishes

      Once upon a time, in a far away village in Transylvania, There lived a beautiful shepherd girl, and her name was Mergatroid. Let’s just call her Sooz for short. She was a beautiful girl with flowing red hair and ginger...

Funny quotes to get us through the day

1. If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diaminds on the floor - Joan Rivers 2. I never forget a face, but in your case i'll be glad to make an exception - Groucho Marx 3. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:  My girlfriend and I have a disagreement when we make love. SHE always wants the light OFF and I always want it on. What would you suggest we do to come to some kind of agreement on this issue? In The Dark Dear In The Dark...

If i ruled the world journal assingment

If i could rule the world the first thing i would do would be rid it of the MEN! they are a waste of space and so incredibly insensitive I cant even stand looking at them right now. So i'd eliminate them and keep them underground for breeding purposes...

First Time Blogger...

Hello, I am new to this and I have no idea how this all works yet, but I just want to say "hello" well...to everyone I guess :).  I will create my blog as I go and attach a picture.  In the meantime, I hope to connect with like-minded souls in the...

Billboard Humor

The following are the words found on a billboard near me for a local jewelry store!   Two handsome studs in search of Cute Lobes!  

Giggle Time

The happiest people don't have the "Best of everything ", They just "Make the Best of Everything" ...           David Lettermans Top 10 Reasons why...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: My boyfriend has always wanted to have a threesome. He keeps nagging and nagging me about it. I TOLD him that the only way I would do it is if he brought a blow up doll to bed with us. Am I CRAZY for even suggesting this AND if he DOES,...

Sue's Quotes

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein     If you DO...You're probably DEAD!!! Just Sayin'...

Sue's Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others WHENEVER they go. Oscar Wilde I was his INSPIRATION on this quote. Hehehehe...