howlong

a chinese business man desides that since he is so successful he will move to Australia . he arrives in sydeny and howlong soon find a business to buy. he buys a run down chinese resturaunt he renovates and finds he is also an excellent cook and it...

are you a poodle or a leopord

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he...

Texas Rancher

Texas Rancher A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation. The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field...

Irish Health Care

----- Original Message ----- From: Sally Davidson To: Joan Babb ; ; Janet Veale ; Julie Dubue ; Tobin Laliberte ; ; Sent: Sunday, October 26, 2008 8:43 AMSubject: Irish Health Care A doctor in Killarney wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he...

Hollywood squares

Hollywood Squares: If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted as...

Payback Time

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for his physical check-up. After examining the husband, the doctor asked to speak privately to the wife. "Your husband's condition is very fragile", said the doctor. "If he is to survive, you must...

A Blonde's Year in Review

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels. Hellllllooooo! Bottles don't fit in the printer March Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said '2-4 years' April Trapped on...

Sorry

I don't want to turn this into a political thing. This is just meant for good fun and a few laughs. We'll leave the arguing/debating/smackdowns elsewhere. This is kinda long, but well worth the read. And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign...

20 ways to confuse trick-or-treaters.

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.) 2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them,...

The elderly couple.

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing...

Found this on the net.....

Top 10 OTHER things you can do with your BEDROOM TOYS.... 10. Smoothie mixer. A waterproof, rotating rabbit vibrators can whip things up in the kitchen as well as the bedroom. Then watch your partner lick that mixer clean. 9. Wedding ring. Was it so...

The Race

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these...

Impotence - long story

A man became impotent. He and his wife were not worried. After all these things happen now and then . Probably stress. After a few weeks it became a problem. They were getting desperate. One day at work, the man decided to go to his doctor at lunch...

why men die younger???

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"] hiii everyone this is amazing funny powerpoint shows why men die at young age!!!!!!!!?????????? lets see........................ N.B : u must have winrar programme to open the file waiting for ur...

Indian joke

Since I figured Wayne would boot me if I put this joke in the General Discussion thread about Indian names, I'll put it here. Decades ago, when Indians still lived where they pleased, there was a tribe whose leader was named Big Chief Bowels. One day,...

Saying the Right Thing at the Right Time

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose. Jack sits...

11 people on a rope

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that...