Sue's Quotes

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence. Confucius AND..The road to over achieving and financial ruin...NAH!!! Just kidding!!! Hehehehe.

Sue's Quotes

I've never dropped anyone I believed in. Marilyn Monroe  *Me* on the other hand... I'm *STILL* single and *STILL* lookin'. Just sayin'!!!

Sue's Quotes

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings Well,,,,Except maybe your Mistress!!! Just Sayin!!!  :)

Sue's Quotes

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson Bear in mind TWO things however here people...   1. He NEVER WAS...

Sue's Quotes

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. Ayn Rand However...A fierce COMPETITOR says FUCK Ayn Rand... Step OVER the asshole if need be...Winning is EVERYTHING!!!

Sue's Quotes

To Err is Human; To Forgive, Devine. Alexander Pope So I say, get some real SWEET Revenge...THEN...Forgive them, AND yourself!!!

Just some humor and quotes...

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies or to the bathroom ~George Carlin~ Before my mother would give me that dime allowance, she'd want you to do a little chore around the house. Like build a porch. ~Ray Romano~ I found out why cats...

Giggle Time

Thought you folks might enjoy this one!!!     Three rednecks were working up on a   ...

Hangovers And Cures For Dummies

Hi there. Hey, It's Saturday and I am REALLY hungover!!! Considering that, and the fact that I have NO creative brain cell WORKING at this time, I've decided to re-release a former blog that is apropos for THIS occacion. ENJOY!!! First, you need a...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I have a problem I hope you can help me with. Every time my boyfriend and I make love, he HUMS Yankee Doodle. It was OK the FIRST 100 times, but NOW it’s getting VERY annoying. I love my boyfriend and would HATE to hurt his feelings. What...

Can my vagina PLEASE have a break?

So first its a fucking D&C because I lost the pregnancy...If any of you fellow female wonders out there have gone through a miscarriage or a D&C you know exactly where my feelings are derived from. Raging hormones after week one...NO sex for...

Sex In The Olympics

The Olympics has been around for ohhhh I don’t know, since the FIRST Chicken crossed the road I think. In ALL those years, WHY haven’t they added SEX as an Olympic sport? I mean think about it, it’s competitive, physical, and Hell it’s even RATED so...

Literally some thoughts.

1. I hate Mcdonalds and if you read my last blog I am sorry to reitterate myself but I just.cannot.stand.it. 2. I have to be at work at 7:30am, but I have to wait for my boyfriend to get off of work so I can sleep. ugh. 3. I did my nails with...

The Masturbation Proclamation

           Don’t spank me or I’ll GRAB Mr. Happy Recently I read a funny article on Spanking the Monkey or Male Masturbation. It made me wonder about this often considered TABOO subject.  Now, for those of you who know me, you KNOW there is NO...

Sexy Tuesday limerick

Still Tuesday here so..    Said the nearsighted private detective To his girl "is my eyesight defective? has your east tit the least bit the best of your west tit or is it a trick of perspective?"

oh yeah, Asia!

After a lesson on the continents and oceans... 2 students in a group start arguing over their assignment. student 1: man you are taking forever, you are so slow! student 2 replies: oh yeah, Asia! Student 1: oh yeah, Africa! Now, student...

Sex and The Single Gal

Today I want to talk bout what’s near and dear to all of us…SEX. Being single in today’s fast paced world is definitely NOT easy. Getting LAID is NOT as esy as everyone assumes by watching TV. Let’s face it, EVERYBODY on TV is getting it,...

BOYS will be BOYS

     A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You > know what ? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year > old nods his head in approval. > > > > The 6 year old...

Mars and Venus for Dummies

The book “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus” is a funny book describing the differences on how men and women think. I’ve read this book SEVERAL times now trying to figure out what the HELL Men REALLY mean when they say things. To date, I have...

politics and humor.

What the heck. To be honest, I can't get to my regularly scheduled blog site. I think they are down for system checks. So I went to google and this thoughts thingy was the first site on the list. Sorry. I did absolutly no research. For some reason...

Funny Sounding Foods

Many times when we’re hungry we just pop something in our mouths without really thinking about the NAMES of the foods. The following list are REAL foods in different parts of the world that SOUND Like Dirty words. * Spotted Dick---No, this isn’t...

Sues Quotes

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde Thats true...Problem is...I usually SEE the dawn in Double vision.  :)