Problem Solving

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the...

Inner peace

I decided to take Dr. Phil's advice, heard on his show. He proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So - I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....

Harley Davidson Design

The Harley-Davidson Facts The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you...

Never assume men understand...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it...

Fun but unwise

I was bored one day so I made a list of funny things one could say. Please do not actually do any of them or you may every well end up in jail. [LIST] [*]If your on a buss, look under your seat, wait a few seconds and repeait . . . Then after looking...

The Bathtub test

> > >The Bathtub Test > > > > > >While touring the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, 'How > do you > > >determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' > > > > >...

Chicken farming

John ran a successful fertilized agg business at his farm. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This...

Dear Abby

Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signals, the phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out...

Off color but not too bad, let go laugh a little!!

Here are some X-rated riddles: Well not too X-rated. Some are oldies, some you may have never heard, but most will make you giggle a little. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again....

Top Ten

Top Ten Country & Western Songs > > > 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine > > 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a > Few > > 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me > > 7....

Fun from Childhood

Well, share some weird stuff from your childhood. You know, like when you fall asleep on the couch and have a dream where your eardrum falls out, and then when you wake up you're scared to death and search underneath the couch for your missing eardrum...

i think it time

i need to get this story off my chest. i still cant believe it happen but it true i saw it. ok there was this one time at movie that just came out umm i dont know what its name was but it was kid movie i think so anyways this heavyset fellow came in...

Phone Menu

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If...

tale of the tape

lets try to base our opinions on information here. Tale of the Tape: Sarah Palin vs. Barack Obama Don't forget, by the way, that they're running for different positions Sarah Palin Barack Obama Office being sought SP=Vice President BO=President of the...

Hilarious Site...

This is a pretty good forum...but if you want something really great and totally hilarious come to Just go register and check it out...it'll take five minutes...you wont regret it!!

No Snow

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news...

The Blonde in Heaven

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon her arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new...

Blond Mother Joke

three mothers, a Brunette, and red head, and a blond mom were talking about their daughters. The brunette mom says "I found a pack of cigarettes in my daughters dresser, I would have never guessed she was a smoker." The Red head mom says "Well, I found...

Talking in Heaven

Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &...