Dumb Bird Jokes ~ No intellect required

Q: When should you buy a bird? A: When it’s going cheep!   Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.   Q: What is green and pecks on trees? A: Woody the Wood Pickle.   Q:...

Tinder, OkCupid; POF—I’m crushing them all!

And so it begins with Megan #1…   (I attached the “#1” to Megan’s name because I’ve met two other Megans since and I’m having a hard time remembering who’s who when I text.)   I met Megan #1 through OkCupid and on her profile she writes,...

So Not Funny

Now, you are not obligated to read these.  They are so stupid they made me laugh.  For the people lacking a sense of humor, read them anyway, they won't hurt you. For the people that do have a sense of humor, I am only the messenger.   I could not...

Click And Choose, but you still might lose.

I thought that Match.com would be different....   They are spending money..they are supposed to take it more seriously.    NO, they don't...in fact, I am pretty sure they feel like they are permitted to be even more creepier.   Who...

I'm Not a Lesbian, Sorry to Both of You

     So there are a lot of things I want to see in my life. I wanna see Eminem write his life story into a children’s book, I wanna see asexuality be recognized as a real sexual orientation, I wanna see cake that doesn’t make you fat but still...

Renewing vows ~ would you ?

I know a lot of people renew their vows to reinforce their commitment to each other.  In my mind, you love them or leave them.  That goes for men and women.  Just as a question for my own reasons, does anyone need to renew their vows ?  There is...

Today I Laughed at My Friend's Mistakes.

     Ok, so that might make me sound like a bad person and maybe I am, but hear me out. We all have that friend, that friend who makes the same mistakes over and over again and asks you for advice every time expecting you to say something...

Some political Yuks

Spin doctors never call a spade a spade. They proclaim it as a ground-breaking innovation.   You can tell monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.   What this country needs is more unemployed...

Lightning strikes...Maybe once maybe twice

Well... I really have no idea where, why or how to start. I suppose I will start with a brief introduction. I sit here at my kitchen table one dog at my foot another snoring on the couch not too far away... these are my best friends by the...

Child's Play

Note: This is about two one-year-old children.  Any 'baby talk' is italicized, and anything understandable is in regular font. -ooo-  “You know, Parm, I think it’s time for us to take our next step to being a grown-up.” Memu stated in a...