A pic of Obama

Great picture..... By the way, thanks for your help Wayne. Much appreciated!

Space travel 'blonde joke'

Two male scientists were at a bar discussing the potential of space travel over drinks. A blonde was listening intently. "Soon we will be able to travel to Venus", said the first scientist. "Yes, and Saturn", said the second. "Who knows what we'll find...

Summer job 'Blonde joke'

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer decided to hire herself out as a 'handy women' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. At the first house, she knocked on the door and asked the owner if he had any...

what do you see when you look up from your computer

where are you right now what room of your house or are you outside of your house? are you using a lap top or what? describe your surroundings tell me what you see if you look up from your computer I dont know if this question is in the right place but...

Rejection letter

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to...

Natural Laws

& Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. & Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability -The...

Tech. support

If you don't understand computers, this will make you feel better about your 'skills'. CUSTOMER; Can;t get on the internet. TECH: Are you sure you used the right password? CUSTOMER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. TECH; Can you tell me what...

Helpful Hints

1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down > Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself. > > 2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To > Hold The...

chuckle button!

for many of us at times life can be all too serious so we all need to take a step back now and again and think hey maybe it aint too bad and have a laugh find something that hits the chuckle button. One for the women: What can you say to a man who's...

Idiot Signs

WHERE"S YOUR SIGN??????????????????????? Number One Idiot of 2007 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I...

Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." He proceeded to a measuring tape and measure the...

sipping vodka

Sipping Vodka..... A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the...

Mexican Hurricane

A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is...

Poetry Contest

The Maryland Poetry Contest Had Come Down To Two, A Yale Graduate And A Redneck From Arkansas. They Were Given A Word, Then Allowed Two Minutes To Study The Word And Come Up With A Poem That Contained The Word. The Word They Were Given Was 'timbuktu'....

Hurricanes And Woman

Why are hurricanes normally named after woman? When they come they're wild and wet,but when they go,they take your house and car with them.

Spaghetti

SPAGHETTI For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage. He said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to...

Two Doctors

One night a man and a woman,are both at a bar,knocking back a few beers.They start talking and realize,that they're both doctors.After about an hour,the man says to the woman,'hey how about if we sleep together tonight,no strings attached,it would be...

The Wedding Test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was...

Nurses Training

The young mother was feeling poorly, so she told her 4-year-old daughter she was going to lie down for a while. "Be a good girl while mommy rests", she said, "and play quietly". "I'll play 'nurse' and look after you", said the little girl. A few...