Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:   My husband and I are having an argument about our 8 year daughter. She is very hairy Sooz, she doesn’t wear skirts, shorts, or dresses because of this problem.   I have told my husband about it, but he says she is too...

Rant and Raving about having to get dressed

When sleep becomes my enemy it is looking for trouble.  I have been sleeping just fine lately.  Tonight, tossing and turning all night.  I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and that is probably why.  I hate commitments of any kind.  I do not care...

Marijuana being almost legal

I am aware that "pot" is legal in certain states. We have friends in Colorado.  There are other states that have either made it legal or decriminalized it.  Here, I live on the Massachusetts/New Hampshire border.  I do most of my shopping in NH due to...

Why should you feel miserable?

Why Slats Grobnik Can't Be Miserable Discovered this jewel of an article written in 1991.  I had to smile while reading this column written many years ago. I think it still reflects the attitude of many today.  Living in their world must be great. ...

Those Who Smile Too Much are Probably Fools

  One of my fondest curb stone theories has recently been confirmed by genuine scientific research. It has to do with why some people are chronically grouchy and depressed while others are always bubbling with enthusiasm and looking at the bright...

Mr. Feelers

About 5 years ago, I discovered what it was like to be a young single adult. The world was and still has been my "oyster". Or however that saying goes. But needless to say..keywords: still single.   I have met a lot of men over the course of my...

I love living alone.

As I have mentioned in a few posts, I have a houseguest.  That saying, one is OK and two is an inconvenience, it true.  I really like having my privacy and living alone.  I can stay up and make noise, cook and never worry about anyone else.  Now, I...

We Must Stop This Immediately!

  Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper?  Groceries are heavier.  And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become!  This extension work was apparently...

Welcome To My Blog!

Hi, I'm Jacquelyn but most people call me Jackie. Welcome to my blog! Here's a little bit of facts to help you get to know me: I'm 24 years old, soon to be 25. I live in Florida but hope to move soon since I'm not a fan of Florida's hot weather, North...

A Frightening Encounter

Do any of you live in a home with six or more people? I do. I have three brothers, as well as a foreign exchange student from Spain (for now). So there are currently seven people in my house. It's not as bad as one might think, but I have had some...

A Humorous Little Ditty

There once was a man named Tony Who loved his pizza and pepperoni and along with his brews It shouldn't be news He will never again be boney

Mr. Rebound

                           Rebound: to bounce back through the air after hitting a hard surface or object.   Or   In our day in age: To hook up with someone to aid in getting over another certain someone.   So...We have all been...

T.G.I.F

It's friday, it's friday, (insert ridiculous dancing emoji here). What better day to start a new blog than on a FRIDAY!?!?! Never, thats when. This new blog is strictly out of boredom and lack of human contact in real life. Which, for the record,...

Sometimes..you have to start from the beginning

Nice..round...delicious... Yup!!, You guessed it...Birthday cake, with precisely 20 candles, and 1 for good luck. What did I wish for?---Nothing! I was blissfully happy. Working at my fast-food job, taking community college classes, happy...

Surprise! You're an adult!

As children, we.can.not.wait...to become an adult. For some individuals, this happens prematurley, when they are young. For others, wayyyy to long until they are forced to take on responsibilites what I call the "Peter Pan Syndrome". It shapes us, who...

Yo Mama

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly she looks like a homeless...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: Yesterday, was our 21st. wedding anniversary and my husband completely forgot. I am pissed Sooz, and I am thinking of withholding sex as a reminder of what a stupid uncaring ass he is.   He would always be very caring and attentive...

The Letter I'd Like To Write

Dear Mr. Butler: While I appreciate you taking the time contact me about my status in regards to the opening at your establishment, it behooves me to tell you that you can take that job and shove it up your ass! You're damn right my...