And the Cat Went to Heaven...

And the Cat Went to Heaven...   A cat died and went to Heaven.  God met her at the gates and said, "You've been a good cat all these years.  Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and said, "All my life I...

The Jumper Cable

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

Antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love & got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

ARE YOU READY ?

“ARE YOU READY” - ?     Many scientist in a variety of fields, have predicted, that human life on earth, is in a process of a genetic change. This change will be in both physical features and mental stability comprehension. You might say it is...