why ice cream is better than sex

1 ice cream tastes great 2 you can find ice cream any day of the week 3 you can get ice cream anytime of the day 4 you can get ice cream as often as you want 5 ice cream doesnt criticize you after you have eaten it 6 you can get ice...

And Now for the First Grade Children

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