Another amazing man and beast story.

This is an Incredible story! In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed...

The perfect man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing, Mister You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time....

New Alphabet

[SIZE="3"]A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now........The Alphabet: A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest...

Liberal Jokes

What is the difference between James Carville and a catfish? One�s a scum sucking bottom dweller and ones a fish. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

More Random Jokes

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job. The new CEO walks up to the guy...

Far Side

The Far Side was my all-time favorite comic. Here's some classic Far Side.

Random Jokes

2 sperm are swimming around the female body. One looks over and says, "Hey man, how much longer till we hit the uterus?" The other sperm looks over and says, "I don't know but we just passed the tonsils."...

The Old Man's Physical

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and...

The man who didn't see his wife.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his...

The Baptist Bra

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to...

Running from the Cops!

A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He...