For Women Only ~ Love you guys but so many good lines

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."   How does the single woman get rid of roaches?  She asks them for a commitment.   If men can run the world, why can't they stop...

What's in a Name?

Last weekend working I got this call on 9-1-1.  He was reporting a crash on the highway and stayed on the line with me and answered all my questions.  It comes time to get his identification (name & phone number) and he tells me:  "My name is...

Three Brothers and a Bar

      Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers                           A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the...

It's Not A Vacation, It's A Quest

          Summer is around the corner, and it's almost time to pack up the Family Truckster and hit the road to see the beauty and pageantry of 21st Century America.           As Americans, we have virtually limitless choices when we're ready to...

The Cheerful Imp…

While listening to a gay mockingbird, I contemplate various “dreams deferred.” Is this crazy bird a carefree cynic? What motivates his urge to mimic? Although its coloring is largely gray, a mockingbird has something to say. When around my...

The Story Train

            So, these can be fun. I'm going to start us off with a simple scenario, the next person to post simply adds a few lines to the story (We'll say, no more than 30 words) and trys to steer it in a humorous direction. You can only add another...

Just a few lines to make you shake your head

I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. 
The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.   What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?  Outlaws are wanted.   I just got hit by a rented car.
 It Hertz. ...