Question for Vegans

No, actually, don't bother answering.  I know the answer, I just felt the urge to point out how foolish some people are just to be able to claim that they are so "in touch" with whatever the most recent cool thing is that happens to be "in" at the...

A True Salesman

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North...

Thought for Tuesday

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls, and they say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal." There you go. Well, I think my mother's attractive, but I have photographs of her.   - Ellen DeGeneres

Only. My. Freaking. Friends.

  Of course this would happen to me.   It's 5 in the morning and I get a call from Riley. She left my house a while ago after watching movies so I'm still awake. I answer and this is how our conversation goes.    Me: What?   Riley: Omg....

A Subtle (Not Really) Introduction

Let's get one thing straight- I love to talk. I promise I don't bite- unless you're like a hamburger or chicken- but that's a conversation for another day.      This isn't very hard to explain, so try to keep up. (Totally Joking- I'm a tad bit...

Giggle Time - Smithers

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the Retiring Colonel. After welcoming his replacement, and showing the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol...

we will all be beautiful

hush little child we will all be beautiful one day just take a look at that ugly caterpillar in a few weeks it'll be a beautiful butterfly until then it has to live with it's disgusting looks  (you'll get used to it darling)   ...

The other Sue's Quotes (24)

     If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?     ~ Milton Berle Something I've asked innumerable times, Why is it when my hands are full does some munchkin want to be picked up or give me something?

Thought for Friday

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.   - Nick Arnette

Blood and Coffee

  Since I'm a night owl i tend to fall asleep around 5 in the morning and wake up around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. But today i had to be somewhere before i could eat my first meal of the day. I had to get blood drawn. Bleh.   You'd think i'd be used...

Dinner Talk

  Had dinner at Laura's tonight. It's always a treat because her mom makes home cooked meals. My brother and i usually scavenge around for food around dinner time.   I hadnt been to Laura's in a while so it was nice to see her family again. Laura...