Zombies, Seriously

Let me just go on record here as saying there are NO such things as Zombies...FREAKS yes, Zombies no. There seems to be some big ruckus about two naked men, one chewing the face off the other…Sooooooo???? Okay, this was totally gross and all...

10 Reasons Why You Might Get Fired

1.   You don’t share your Vodka and Cranberry with your boss. 2.   You’re told by your supervisor that the tacks you put on your co-works chair was NOT a funny prank…(Yes it WAS)…IF this ever REALLY happened of course. **Looks the other way** ...

Terrorists and Presidents Blood

There’s too much going on in the world right now to focus on one thing, so I’ll just offer you a little glimpse into the biggest stories in the news… Harvard University apologized for accidentally honoring the Unabomber. Alumni who attend the 50th...

Five things to avoid while watching sports with boys

    It is a fact that no one can dispute that men, in general are better at talking and understanding sports. It’s fine if you want to wear your boyfriend’s favourite team and look cute, but don’t try to talk to his friends about averages and assists...

Positive Affirmations and Success, Fact or Fiction

In all the self help books you read these days the biggest pull they use towards achieving that brass ring is by repeating positive affirmations. Raise your hand if you believe this is true…ANYONE…??? If you read the book called “The Secret”,...

Boob Discrimination

I just finished reading an article about a woman, (Lauren Odes), who was fired from a Lingerie company which name shall remain nameless, but, whose initials start with the letters Manhattan Lingerie. Oooooooops…It just “Slipped out”…I couldn’t help...

Lingerie Employee Fired for Being Too Hot

Discrimination is an everyday occurrence for one poor demographic: hot girls with large breasts. They are constantly having to fend off an inordinate amount of suitors, pick up dropped pencils, and be ogled while they walk down stairs. Hell, seat belt...

I was bored

  He turned water into wine to save you some sobriety.LOL

Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned in Bed

My Bad…I know, but it’s pretty much true. I’ve had some of my best thoughts in bed, like…”Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on The Bedpost Overnight”??? Well guess what…I TRIED it and it DOES. There…Lesson learned, a fact I will keep till my...

How Many ?’s Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb

I was changing a lightbulb today and all of a sudden, all these lightbulb jokes started flitterin’ around in my head. First I asked myself, SELF, WHY is this question so damn important anyway? I mean we ALL do it, so what is the big deal about...