5 Year-Old's First Job

5 Year-Old's First Job Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. ...

How to be a TROLL

How to be a Troll-   First: to understand what –TROLL stands for. One way is – To Resemble Other Laughable - Lunatics   - After that then join the new origination,  HTBAT  club  “how to be a troll”  on think bs.say what.  Mean ones, not allowed...

If You’re Reading This…

To Whom It May Concern, If you're reading this, it's because I'm dead. Or perhaps I'm still alive and decided to publish this anyway. It’s hard to tell, because a lot can happen between when I’m writing this and when I die. I just hope I get to...

Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen

Yes, I'm a Senior Citizen I'm the life of the party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening childproof caps...with a hammer. I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time because I can't...

Why God Made Moms

Why God Made Moms (Answers given by 2nd grade school children) Why did God make mothers? 1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.  Mostly to clean the house. 3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born. ...

2012 perdiction

  2012 PERDICTION As December 31 2012 comes closer and closer, the knowing end of our world comes crashing down upon us. There is nowhere to hid, as death or the waiting for death falls within the depth of humanity.  Religions across the world...

Idiot Sightings

Idiot Sighting The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.  I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.  She asked it I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals blind people when the...