Happiness lies in making other's happy

[SIZE="4"][SIZE="5"]Hi folks ! This is indeed a good story to read on , Please spare 2 minutes to read to boost your intuitive and intellect.and moreover the spirituality and kindness for others. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital...

One Great Big Hug

Now, that is funny! Kristen making the news. Must be easy to learn how to write if our children are doing it.

"Nuns' Habits"

Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house, the bird would pronounce three...

Conception

A young hillbilly and his new bride wanted desperately to start a family, but they didn't know what they had to do to have children. So they decided to visit a doctor. With a great deal of embarrassment, the young man explained their situation. The...

Elderly Sex

A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?" "Well, we can sure try!" she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into...

Doctor, Doctor.....

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the...

Honk if you really love Jesus.

The other day I was in the local religious book store when I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back of my car and I'm really glad I did. That bumper sticker must really work, because of the uplifting...

A Fathers Lament

A FATHER'S LAMENT A man walks into a store with his eight-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have...

God Loves Drunk People Too.

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. �Not a chance,� says the husband, �it is 3:00 in the morning....

A day off???

So you want the day off? Let's take a look at what you are asking for.... __________________________________________________________________________ There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2...

Try Not To Laugh.

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel the madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two...

Tick Warning

TICK WARNING! > > I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done > it myself a couple times unintentionally. But this one is real, and it's > important. > > Please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list....

When you gotta go.....

Funny Toilets Some of these toilets are absolutely hilarious. They are enough to make you wet yourself laughing. Bet you thought going to do the business was just another unpleasant chore people just had to get on with. When you gotta go, you gotta go,...

Memories

Two 60 year old ladies decide to go for lunch one day. They look in the newspaper and see an ad for the Oceanview Restaurant and decide to eat lunch there. Ten years later, now 70 years old decide they are going to go for lunch again. The first asks...

Two Old Men

Two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their Last Days And Decide To Have A Last Night On The Town. After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her Manager, 'go Up To The First Two...

They Walk Among Us

In a university classroom they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple; the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started...

do you know some jokes?

hey guys. :D good day to you all. do you know some really funny jokes? if you have one, can you share it with me? and all the other viewers? thanks a lot :) i kinda need to laugh. corny jokes, are however, still appreciated. (cause they say i'm corny.....

testing for oxygen

Reading my sons science exam paper this morning, i totaly cracked up when i read a question relating to an experiment done in class 'how do we test for oxygen'. My son replied, 'if you breath it in you live, if there is none to breath in, you die'....

Weird little known facts!

Weird Facts! _________________________________________________________________________ 1.The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders. Verified 2.Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, not China!...

Weird Thoughts!

Weird Thoughts _________________________________________________________________________ When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do they have reserved parking for...