Hangovers And Cures For Dummies

First, you need a hangover…That’s easy, just follow my simple steps and you’ll be so drunk, you will indeed cause a hangover. Step 1.    Take your favorite alcoholic drink whether it’s beer, White Russians, or Vodka and Cranberry like me and...

Can Animals Talk

After many years of research on this, (OK…I lied), Mostly it was taken from movies, TV, and comic books, I definitely believe that animals can talk. I know what you’re thinking, “But Sue, animals don’t have the brain capacity to understand...

If your dog could text...

We've heard of a lot of people texting lately: Hillary Clinton, Last Night..but now dogs are texting, and it's hilarious! Check out some of my favourites:  

Toilet Seat Tantrum

OK…Here it is. Why is it that “MOST” men can’t put the toilet seat DOWN after they pee? This is, I must admit, a  pet peeve of mine. I realize that being different sexes we have different ways of doing things, ME, for example will line my...

8 Things you should never say to a pregnant person

    I was scanning the internet yesterday when I came across the article: 8 things you should never say to a mom. I immediately thought of at least 12 things that I have said to my mom which I regretted shortly after. I thought about how much of a...

Hospitals For Dummies

Those of you who have ever had an overnight stay in the Hospital raise your hand. Wow!!! Quite a lot of you have experienced what I call “The Hospital Experience”. I had the “experience” a while back when I came down with a bad case of...

The party you missed

On Saturday I had a housewarming party. I made it a potluck so I wouldn’t have to feed everyone. Here is the experience of the party, from those who experienced it. Jeremy (host) Okay, 15 minutes until people should start arriving. Everything...

There's a 'virus' in heaven!

        Amen!                    Two ministers died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but...

Safe except all those shark attacks

For Easter weekend I visited my parents in New Smyrna Beach. For those who are unfamiliar with the city, it is simultaneously known as the “Shark-bite Capital of the World” and as the “World’s Safest Beach.” That irreconcilable contradiction is New...

Jasonwrites Birthday Roast

Easter Sunday is Jason’s Birthday. I thought  I would talk a little bit about birthdays and what they mean. Well, for Jason of course it’s the day that he first SCREAMED his lungs out, (Well…At least that anyone really CARED about anyway), and it’s...

It's because you're ugly (Dear Jeremy)

DEAR JEREMY: My mom keeps giving me tuna, I think she's trying to poison me with salmonella. Help! ~ SCARED EATER DEAR SCARED: Tuna is actually the most dangerous food on Earth. Aside from the salmonella risk, it is highly poisonous. Fact: The...

If The Truth Be Told, It WON’T Be Today

April 4th is designated as National Tell a Lie day, can you believe it? What happened here, did we run out of actual GOOD National Holidays like OOMPA LOOMPA Day, or National Second Cousins By Marriage Day??? Where does it end? Who thinks UP...

Surrealism

Some more British humour from the TV series Shooting Stars.  

Zombie Outbreak? Lolz

I’m writing this so people will know what happened, to know how things went down. A lot of stories will be told after the fact, but you need to get it from the source. It’s best to start at the beginning. Saturday 5:00 PM I get a call from...

Pokemon Evolved

A funny video parody of the cartoon series Pokemon (is that how it's spelt?).