Thirsty Cowboy!

A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look,...

Things that make you go...hmmmmm.....

Some random thoughts..... __________________________________________________________________________ I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round's a shape... I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots...

Great Truths About Life.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the...

Worst Groaners

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor. Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization. If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, "where's The Self- Help Section?" She...

Few funny jokes my sister sent me lol

Since my dear old mother in law went senile all she does all day is stare through the window...bless her...Maybe one day if it's really really fuckin cold i'll jet her in. :) An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor....

Lounge music, billiards, beer, friends

Since this about music, sports, games, leisure and friends the thread really belongs in General Discussion so I'm throwing it in Humor HAHAHA I went out wit da boys on Friday night. We went to a pretty cool pool hall called BoulNoir (literally...

-Marriage Law Question-

If a couple gets married in Alabama and divorced in Arkansas.... Are they still brother and sister?

Bugs Bunny in a fridge

The other day I opened my fridge and found Bugs Bunny inside. I asked "What are you doing in my fridge?" Bugs says, "This is a Westinghouse isn't it?" I said "Yes." Buges says "Well I'm just westing."

Baton Lessons

My daughter has taken up baton lessons,its twirly to tell if she likes it

Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyOttawa" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters...

New Weight Loss Program

Here's a good one........ __________________________________________________________________________ A guy calls a company and orders the 5-day, 10-pound weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a...

Terrible Puns

I came across these the other day and thought I would share a chuckle or two (or maybe a groan) with all of you. Can anyone come up with any more? __________________________________________________________________________ 1. The roundest knight at King...

Gopher

Boy it hot out,I could gopher an ice cream

Juncture

I have to clean the garage she said,that juncture better be gone when she gets back

Funniest Twitter Feed ever - contains swearing.

* Name Justin * Bio I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says shitmydadsays Following 1. "We didn't have a prom. Dancing wasn't allowed...What's Footloose?...That's the plot of the movie? That sounds...

When Love Fades

When Love Fades... Last night he was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's' voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or pork?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied "You're having...