Do Panties Have Expiration Dates

I read an article recently entitled, “Does every relationship have an expiration date”, and I thought HEY… I can expand on that a bit but with panties. Yes…I KNOW, this is a sad way to get readers, BUT…I’m egotistical and narcissistic enough not to...

Hunting of Whales Illegal in Utah State; What Next?

Knowing I’ve recently moved to Washington State from Utah, an alert reader notified me, after reading my article on Utah’s tree eating desert turtles; Utah has a law whereby it is a crime to hunt whales in their State. And yes, this in part, the...

Yikes…There’s a Bat In Here

Once upon a time a long time ago, (Well it was actually last week but I just love that line), there came a visitor to my home. It was BLACK as the Ace of Spades and looked like a flying mouse with an umbrella…Well, from the title, I’m sure you already...

Dangerous Driving

I know that I've not posted anything but videos from YouTube lately but I've dried up on any real ideas on what to write and that's how my brain works; it goes on standby for most of the time and occasionally comes on full power in short bursts but...

Rain, Trees, and the Spotted Owl

Spring hit yesterday with a fury in the great northwest with more and more rain. Hard to believe after the announcement of spring we would get a break (momentary as it is) from the rain to wake to the purging and piercing white blanket of snow this...

Monday Morning Mirth

I was inspired by seeing another post with a Gandhi quote. Because the trouble with quotes from Gandhi is that the majority of them were never said by Gandhi.

My Descent Into Hell.......

               IT WAS A HELL OF A SALE!                         Friday night I made some flippant remark about an overweight woman. I’m 65 and on meds, what do you expect?? Anyway, Saturday morning I...

Spring and the Crap with Bird Houses

As spring is upon us, we are preparing to ready our yard in the yearly American ritual, with all the neighbors, whereby we challenge these otherwise normal, nice people, we live next to, to see whose [yard] is greener, most manicured, and most...

The Tree Eatting Desert Turtle

Having recently moving to the northwest, we have noticed a large number of trees here in comparison to our last home in Utah. This is not to say we didn’t have trees in Utah, but rather the classifications of a tree are definitely different. In Utah...

Please Don't Feed Me to the Bears

Having recently moved to the Great Northwest, it has come to my attention that there are a lot of bears that live in the forests around the area. Unknown to me these bears actually eat the trees in the forest. Really! They eat trees. Okay, well they...

To Pee…Or Not To Pee…That Is The Question

Show of hands…How many of you have done this, you have to get up for work let’s say at 7AM, BUT…You wake up at 6AM and have to pee. Do you get up…OR…Do you toss and turn saying to yourself, “I’ll pee when I NEED to get up”, HOPING that you don’t...

Learning to Keep or Drop Friends (Dear Jeremy)

Because people liked my original Dear Jeremy advice column, I decided to do another one. If enough people like it, I'll make it into a regular (possibly weekly) series. DEAR JEREMY: I have this friend who I'm trying to cut out of my life, but she...

When Is Enough…Enough

So…You’re celebrating St. Patty’s Day and you MAY have had a little too much to drink…The question IS…When IS enough… ENOUGH??? Well…Here are a few tips that you can use to slow down or STOP your alcohol consumption.                         ...

Top 10 Ways To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

10.   Get on your knees while hiding your legs, then, with an Irish brogue, go around telling everyone you’re a Leprechaun while askin’ for gold. 9.    Start a fire, then put it out with green beer. 8.    Drink enough beer till you...

Personality Tests

OK…Here goes…I have NEVER been a fan of personality tests…EVER…Why, because I don’t believe that they actually portray an accurate assessment…I’ve been in an out of therapy for years and have taken a multitude of these tests where the results came out...

The Do's and Don't of St. Patty's Day

I’m Irish so I know what I’m talking about, my last name even starts with an “O” and I have two red-headed siblings, so you know all of this information is legit. As an Irish (wo)man I have a couple of rules for St. Patrick’s Day. My first is to...

Thoughts On Spicing Up Your Love Life

Every one of us, men, AND women want to keep our relationships fresh, (Unless of course you are going through a divorce, in which case you’re just wondering, “ WHERE did I put that gun”), I can show you how to do that in just 5, well, maybe 4, Oh...

The Miner And The Ninja

Once upon a time in a foreign country, ( OK...It WASN'T really a foreign country, but I just LOVE that line,), There lived a miner named Jack. Jack had been panning gold during the big gold rush at Sutters Creek in 1849. A single guy, Jack was lonely,...

T-Rex =D

I'm wearing the shirt at the moment. :bigsmile:

Keep Driving

Just keep driving..............probably nothing.........  

Response

This is usually my response when this happens. Good to know I'm not the only person.LOL