A Contemporary Parable

Insurance Agent: (picks up ringing phone) Good afternoon, State Farm Insurance. May I help you? Customer: Well, uh yes. I like to purchase some auto insurance. Agent: I see. Do you have any auto insurance now? Customer: Oh no. I don't have any yet....

Southern Hospitality

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real...

Some Thoughts to think about...

Life is sexually transmitted Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Horny and Hungry ~ If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach them to...

battle of the sexes

What your definition of being the " Perfect Bitch"? Typically it is generally though that this is a female dominated role , But being male is no excuse. A man can be a Good Bitch too. Generally speaking there are 3 basic requirments for being Good...

Top Tips

Got any? I'll start BAKERS AND coffee shop owners. Encourage your customers to buy by having the smell of a newly built house in your establishment. SAVE MONEY on toilet paper by wiping your arse on a flannel. This can be re-used once your wife or...

Corporate quotes

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top quotes in corporate America : "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access...

Dear John Letter

[COLOR="Blue"]A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I...

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went...

Good Stuff.

A father goes in his sons room and sets a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy on his sons dresser. He says to himself, "If he picks up the Bible then he'll be a great man of God, if he chooses the money he'll be a banker...

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created

Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam...

"I Miss Bill Clinton"

I Miss Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got...