savage purr-suation

something for the cat people.  proof that you can't herd cats like sheep.   http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/savage-purr-suation.htm

What we get to look forward to: "RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS"

since i never met a woman who hated me enough to marry me, i missed out on the kids and grandkids thing.   maybe next lifetime.   What we get to look forward to: "RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS" Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do....

The Universe Hates Me.

It trips me, scares me, knocks the back of my head, tears my jeans and stalls my car randomly. This is where I should start balling, but my new lead guitarist informs me (jokingly) that there's no tears in metal... she then buys me a drink and we...

My first time.

Red Red wine, that is all it took. There were no candles, no romantic music or anything like that, just us and The Matrix playing in the background. After 20 years I needed to know what that felt like, the last piece of the puzzle. Leading up to my...

Ummm.... Hi.....?

It had been my sixteen years of life that I have finally questioned what I want to be. I don't want to THAT girl and I don't want to be an outcast. I guess what I am trying to say is "HI WORLD! WELCOME TO MY BORING AND UNEVENTFUL LIFE! I HOPE YOU...