Marriage, Addiction, Blended Family Oh My!

WHERE'S THE HUMOR IN RECOVERING FROM AN ADDICTION, TRYING TO BLEND TWO FAMILIES, AND LEARNING TO BE "ME"?! As I wake in the morning I initially feel energized but in a split second I realize the man I love isn't by my side.  I wonder how I got...

Day one: Departure day

It has finally arrived, D-day. The day I have been waiting for for months, and the day my family has been dreading for even longer. All the paperwork, applications, shady bank transfers and slightly awkward facebook messages have led me to this point....

Day one: Departure day

It has finally arrived, D-day. The day I have been waiting for for months, and the day my family has been dreading for even longer. All the paperwork, applications, shady bank transfers and slightly awkward facebook messages have led me to this point....

Day one: Departure day

It has finally arrived, D-day. The day I have been waiting for for months, and the day my family has been dreading for even longer. All the paperwork, applications, shady bank transfers and slightly awkward facebook messages have led me to this point....

Beginner

I'm not really sure how one is supposed to start these kinds of things. "Hello" sounds too simple and doesn't really give much insight as to who I am as a person, but saying "salutations" or something of the like sounds just a bit too formal. Having...

Not funny but true about marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.   I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.   My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is...

Some sarcasm & humor for Monday morning

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"   Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.   A psychotic thinks...

Random

Sometimes when I close my eyes...I cant see...

In the Moment

It was a gray day today.  I am anxious.  My husband talks about making plans all of the time.  He makes lists and crosses things off, sometimes 15 years later.  I like really short term plans.  Like when you go on vacation and decide which tourist...

My nan no.2

The second funny thing my nan does, is take the cooking times on food packaging a little to seriously. If the packaging says cook for 15 minutes it will be timed by an egg timer and cooked for exactly 15 minutes, whether it's black and smoking or...

My nan no.1

The first funny thing that my nan does, is make cakes for my family, that resemble big red building bricks, in looks, taste and texture. I'm pretty sure I could knock someone out with one or save them up and build myself a house. We just smile...

Domestically Challenged

I am what you call "domestically challenged." In other words the opposite to wifey material. I hate cleaning, can't cook to save my life and when I do attempt it I either set the fire alarm off or leave the kitchen looking like a cyclone just came...