My Ex

It's sad, really, when loving couples slowly drift apart due to subtle cultural differences. She said "tomahto", I said "tomayto". She said "potayto", I said "get out of my life, bitch".

A Portrait of Picasso as a Young Man

Mary got my little goat.   A bird in the hand is worth a pound of cure.   Never put off until tomorrow never comes.   Judge not, lest ye be all that ye can be.   Never bite off more than meets the eye.   If life gives you...

Don't make me do it.

  I saw a cute sign yesterday that I immediately identified with. Just thought I would share it with you. I am paraphrasing here, but it went something like this:       Me?   Crazy?   Why, I ought to climb down   off...

Feeling Suicidal?

Razors pain you Rivers are damp Acids stain you Drugs cause cramp.   Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live.   author unknown  

Optimistic Drool

  Optimistic Drool       be content with little victories   appreciate them and know   that for each second of happiness felt   disappointment awaits tenfold  

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

My favorite subject in school is hands down creative writing. We do a game where we write down a subject on a piece of paper, fold it and put it in a cup, then pass the tin around so everyone gets a random subject. I got sugar honey ice tea. And...