How to create awkward situations...

Awkward situations are always fun. You may, or not may not, have read my little rant about stupidity, in which I was approached by a teen aged girl who thought I looked like "Shane". If not, here ya go:    ...

what am i thinking..... uhm.

I got put to sleep today... i thought about it afterwards.... kinda scary.. Anyhow, i got put to sleep cause i got my hand operated on again.... he had originally put a screw in my hand to fix my dislocated thumb, that didnt hold, so he did something...

Troll Hunter Training

Troll Hunter Training   A wild troll appears It taunts, "Your views stink, worthless." Win, don't feed the trolls   - TulaKrystal

Pick Up lines

What is the worst, absolutely worst pick up line you have ever heard?? Just curious. And bored. Curious and bored. And insane, slightly.

My girlfriend beats me...

... in her sleep.   Dreams are a funny thing, when you think about it. Some dreams seem benign, while you're having them, but for some reason you wake up terrified. That's the whole story with my sweetheart. We've been together for a long time,...

What am I afraid of...

For starters, heights. Then idiots. Then people who don't understand my obsession with my obsessions.(did that make sense?) Im afraid of emotions. Of idiots. Of Stephenie Meyer. Of my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift. Im afarid of...

Dear Maddy... <3

         I'll stop using the hash tag when the following happen: the dead can walk amongst the living, they find where Tupac has been hiding all along, and worldwide hunger is stopped... B-)          Do you think I do this to be cool?...