You Think English is Easy?

  YOU THINK ENGLISH IS EASY?   The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish...

Thoughts.Chauncey

      Chauncey Says... By law, the people of Kentucky have to bathe once a year. In Alabama Solitaire cannot be played on Sunday.  (Can they play poker?) In California it"s illegal to eat an orange while in the bathtub. In...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

   NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour....

Mosquitos With Flashlights

 GRAND KIDS 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to...

I Hate My Job

 When you have a  'I Hate My Job' day, try this:  [even if retired you have those sometimes] On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. ...

Sisters

Embroidered on a Pillow from my Sister:   I Smile because you are my sister, I laugh because you can't do anything about it!

Living Proof

  No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us,  ...

The Boy Next Door

   I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.  As he was walking away, I...

God Sent an Email....

  Subject: ONE DAY.....   One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for...