Letter To The Passport Office

Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still...

John the bridge builder

A guy sitting at a bar commiserating : "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fu** one goat . . ."

Koala

A prostitute is lounging in her bed one evening, reflecting upon the day's business , when a Koala bear appears at her open window. He winks at her, climbs in, hops onto the bed, and proceeds to perform oral sex upon her. Not too dismayed by her...

Sir Paul McCartney to marry again

Upon hearing the rumor, a reporter asked if it was true that he was going to go down on one knee again. Paul replied, "Firstly, her proper name is Heather and we are divorced now. Besides I'll be marrying another woman soon.":eek:

Best Joke

Hi everyone. I'd like to put some competition in here. :) Let's see who can tell the best joke ever. I want to hear a funny story that will make me fall off my chair lauging. Let's have Fun :) Xavzzz

Promotion

Back in the 80's I worked in HR and we had to promote someone to a VP position. It was time and appropriate to select a woman for the position, so we selected three candidates.It happens it was two brunettes and a blonde. To move the process along...

Men's Rules

We always hear 'the rules' From the female side ....Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl....

Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to...