Roflmao - Personal Ads

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ROFLMAO!!!! Dictionary Revamped....

THIS IS FOUND ON CRAIGSLIST http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/rnr/558310917.html Dictionary Revamped.... BBW = Desperate M4M = Nasty shit W4M = crazy person SBF = ghetto chick gone un-ghetto with large and in charge mmmmhhmmm attitude SWM = something...

Another blonde joke!

by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool & orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately fallls silent, in a deep husky voice, a woman next to him says, 'before...

n another.....

"Dig the Lingo of Employers and Employees" Employer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect...

the 2 hunters

there were once 2 hunters in a forest. one said to the other, "im ganna take this deer back to the house." so, he went. when he came back, the other hunter pointed his gun right at him. "i'm not a deer!! Im not a deer!!" he yelled. the other man shot...

Confessions of a Recovering Liberal

[SIZE="4"]This is great ....I'm a recovering liberal. It's been 15 years now. I was a Union guy. I didn't realize how messed up I was. I didn't have libanon, or the 13 step program then, so it was very difficult for me. I did it cold Turkey. It was...

Critical Marriage Advice

Here are tips for the married man when running into an ex-girlfriend while with your wife. Following these rules can keep you from sleeping on the sofa tonight. http://www.quazen.com/Recreation/Humor/Critical-Marriage-Advice.58269

jokes from uk member!

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander -...

Hurricane Appeal.

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Indigo"][I]A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit my hometown in the early hours of Tuesday 12 June. 2007 - with its epicentre in Main Street, my hometown . Victims...

The old timer who loves to fish.

Two old timers were fishing in a boat on a river by a overpass. They notice a funeral passes by on the overpass. One of the fisherman stands up and takes off his hat out of respect while the funeral passes them by overhead. After it passes the old...

Father and Son at the Mall

I[B] took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue....

The Doctors visit.

This man took his wife with him to the doctors office. The doctor ask if he can have a word with his wife for a minute so the husband steps out. The doctor tells the wife your husband is very stressed so much that he can die from any little stess the...

Gaveside service......

[B]When the graveside service had no more than just finished, [COLOR="Red"]there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder, and more lightning.[/COLOR] The little old man looked at the pastor...

The Age Old Question...

[B]A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?' Her mother told her, 'God sent you.' 'Did God send you, too?' asked the child. 'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied. 'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted. 'He sent...

Jane And Arlene.....

[B] Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom and cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom....

Got to Pee

[SIZE="3"]A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he...

Idiots, Idiots, IDIOTS!

:eek:IDOT SIGHTING : We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at...

10 Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7: Give a person...

The English Storemen

Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by,...

The Silent Treatment....too Funny

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be...

Too Many Questions..........

*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full...

Saying the right thing....

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he...

Joke...Big People Words....

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris...

funny joke....

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back,...