Great Grandmother laughs

The brand new bride is cooking for her new husband.  She cooks him a nice ham. While preparing, she cut off the ends.  He just observed. The next week his wife sent him to the store for a ham. After he bought it, she asked him why he didn't have...

An Alphabet in binary code. This and that !

Had a friend over a few nights ago.  We have these deep philosophical discussions about politics, freedom, rights, drugs and trivia.  Just for pure entertainment, I asked him to create a code for the alphabet in binary. I ended up with a napkin filled...

THE SOUND

    I’m measuring my existence through sounds in particular the birds all around. Adept at hiding is the Great Horned Owl, Who, the essence of his melodic “howl“. On the other hand, the Mourning Dove goes Hoo. (I’d die laughing if it was a...

A Natural (acrostic) Psalm

Irate crows often scream at invasive hawks. Nibbling rabbits try to hide from sight.   Seals bask on the flat black rocks. Insects interfere in the foliage. Goats will eat most anything you give them. Hens lay eggs, but only if you’re nice. ...

Siblings, Inc.

When the two black cats incessantly stare, steady studying, stimulus so clear… agitated cats [class] one two three slap; claws extended, sniff, tiff, to stab and jab. They are feline friendly, battle partners, instinctive “starter up”, then...

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!🤗

After I get today over with, I'll have an entire week off! THANK GOD FOR SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spending Time with someone that is socially awkward

There is a dear family friend, that is in his late twenties.  He has been part of our family since he was 5 or 6 years old.  He came to visit this evening, for a few hours.  Having a conversation was like pulling teeth.  I wondered why he had come...

Insightful Couplets, Part One

When a handsome hawk hurries out of sight, the act itself extinguishes the light.   Within my restless mind visions run free. I am so “full of…” SOMETHING, don’t you see?   The perceptive dog was fetching the ball, reminding her that...

Light Bulb Joke

    How much does it cost to have an Electrician change a light bulb?   1.   Think of a plan on how to do the job-100.00. 2.    Hire someone to go and pick UP the light bulb--20.00.. 3.    Gas money used in the transaction... 10.00.....

Blogging is Dumb

I'm going to be honest here: Blogging is dumb. No, seriously. I do not like blogging. I do not enjoy reading the blogs and I have learned that I am not cut out to be a blogger. I attempted it; I watched videos; I practiced; I failed and I bombed. I...