Just a few lines to make you shake your head

I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. 
The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.   What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?  Outlaws are wanted.   I just got hit by a rented car.
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Aging puns

How do you tell if you're having a mid-life crises when you're whole life has been one crises after another? I don't believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one's aspect to the sun. I don't do drugs. At my age I get the...

Corny Mother's Day Jokes

  Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? Bobbie: East? Robbie: No. Larry.     Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?   Mother snake: Yes, son.Why?   Baby...

No one wound me up

Amazing as it may seem, I have been quiet for a few days.  No one checked my batteries ( solar powered) or wound me up.  This has to be done for routine maintenance of my mind, body and spirit.  I am running out of solar energy.  No sun, no Bella.  ...

attitude or closing people out?

Whats up people (: so it was an okay day to start out with until i came home after school i went to sleep a few seconds later i find out we had company and i don't really like having company that often but anyway after they left i went back to...

Friday night giggles

      Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.   One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.   A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the...

Watched Deadpool ~ strange

Don't ask how or why I watched Deadpool, that's a post in itself.  It was funny, filled with obscenities and one liners.  A lot of wit in this silly movie. Overall, it was entertaining and left me with a smile.  Ryan Reynolds does a great job.  It...

Profanity and Vulgarity should be labeled

Listen my friends and foe, I live in my world where there is but one rule; Give me the choice to read your vulgararity and I will chose not to.  If you give me no choice then I shall take offense.  I will comment, I will rant and rave that...

HEY... people of the internet

What is this supposted to be? Somewhere where I share my thoughts with people??? Have you ever tried like not posting something incredibly akward like "oh, I like getting blood tests and I need to decide which arm should get "stabbed" next!" ...