Wrong with America

Here is my thoughts on what's wrong with the people of America.  I remember watching Disney channel everyday after school or in the summer when I wasnt outside playing. Those were my happiest days not a care in the world, or a thought of what my...

Figuring Out A Cat…

Quietly, the slender gray tabby stared. When I blinked, he vanished, a secret shared. Small orange “tiger” flew up the driveway, like a scared bird gone, ‘fore I had my say. A friendly white [and gray] cat approached me. My attention wandered,...

I HATE LIARS!!!!

I guess you read the title and that's why you are here but i just always hated people who would lie to my face when i really knew the truth and that's what happened today like it was about around 8:37 PM and i deserved to take out the trash little did...

Bored Mind

Why isn't bowling called balling? Don't you throw a ball, not a bowl? Where exactly is yonder? No one really knows yet that's where everything is.... Since God created Adam and Eve and they were obviously already grown then it stands to reason...

These will put a smile on that face or disgust you..

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.   Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out.    I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a...

Cleaning House

Contrary humans sometimes take a bath, a ritual to appease a god’s wrath. A bird pokes and prods between its feathers to get rid of the dirt all together[s]. The normally docile dog finds a stream, playing patty-cake in the mud his dream… My...

For Women Only ~ Love you guys but so many good lines

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."   How does the single woman get rid of roaches?  She asks them for a commitment.   If men can run the world, why can't they stop...

What's in a Name?

Last weekend working I got this call on 9-1-1.  He was reporting a crash on the highway and stayed on the line with me and answered all my questions.  It comes time to get his identification (name & phone number) and he tells me:  "My name is...

Three Brothers and a Bar

      Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers                           A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the...

It's Not A Vacation, It's A Quest

          Summer is around the corner, and it's almost time to pack up the Family Truckster and hit the road to see the beauty and pageantry of 21st Century America.           As Americans, we have virtually limitless choices when we're ready to...