Bored Mind

Why isn't bowling called balling? Don't you throw a ball, not a bowl? Where exactly is yonder? No one really knows yet that's where everything is.... Since God created Adam and Eve and they were obviously already grown then it stands to reason...

These will put a smile on that face or disgust you..

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.   Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out.    I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a...

Cleaning House

Contrary humans sometimes take a bath, a ritual to appease a god’s wrath. A bird pokes and prods between its feathers to get rid of the dirt all together[s]. The normally docile dog finds a stream, playing patty-cake in the mud his dream… My...

For Women Only ~ Love you guys but so many good lines

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."   How does the single woman get rid of roaches?  She asks them for a commitment.   If men can run the world, why can't they stop...

What's in a Name?

Last weekend working I got this call on 9-1-1.  He was reporting a crash on the highway and stayed on the line with me and answered all my questions.  It comes time to get his identification (name & phone number) and he tells me:  "My name is...

Three Brothers and a Bar

      Walks Into a Bar... Beer Brothers                           A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the...

It's Not A Vacation, It's A Quest

          Summer is around the corner, and it's almost time to pack up the Family Truckster and hit the road to see the beauty and pageantry of 21st Century America.           As Americans, we have virtually limitless choices when we're ready to...

The Cheerful Imp…

While listening to a gay mockingbird, I contemplate various “dreams deferred.” Is this crazy bird a carefree cynic? What motivates his urge to mimic? Although its coloring is largely gray, a mockingbird has something to say. When around my...

The Story Train

            So, these can be fun. I'm going to start us off with a simple scenario, the next person to post simply adds a few lines to the story (We'll say, no more than 30 words) and trys to steer it in a humorous direction. You can only add another...