A Joke For You!

I heard a joke last night from an elderly lady that I thought was worth passing along. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were fishing. It was a very cold, blustery, winter day. Donald caught 50 fish the first day. 100 fish the next. 150 fish the day...

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

It is 5:00 am and I have already been to bed twice. Only to sleep my friends. We all know I am anti sex. This is my life now. I am existing on 4 to 5 hours sleep every day. This does not make me very happy. I miss sleeping through the night. I miss...

DR Contortrix Goes to Dinner

After a long night of metaphor mixing and syllable stirring in graduated cylinders of grammar, I took brunch with the love of my life. I mean the other one, not word science, the human.        Zipping down the old gravel road in the Paradox Mobile,...

One liners to make you think

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?  42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.  A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory .  A clean desk is a sign of a...

Tips for good writing

Here are some writing tips I have found on the internet. 1. Always avoid alliteration. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) 4. Employ the vernacular 5. Eschew...