Yuk Yuk

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?   If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.   If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in...

Now this is a tragedy

TRUE: More Than 60 Russians Die From Drinking Bath Lotion; Putin Moves To Cut Booze Tax Officials blame a bath lotion used as a liquor substitute in Russia for an outbreak of alcohol poisoning that has now killed 61 people,...

While I don't condone the action - -

I certainly do understand the impulse!     While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty, but…..there were extenuating...

Protest!

So I'm just going to rant here for a little bit... Why in the burrito do schools decides to let us off for thankgiving brake after a tuesday, a freacking wednesdsay is the day we start to get off school, there is literatly no more of a random day....

The joke I said I'd post

So! There was this kid, one day he asked his mom if he could take a shower with her, she said yes but as long as he didn't look down or up. So the next day, they took a shower. The kid disobeyed and looked down. He said,"mommy what is that!" She...

A man, a boy and a donkey

The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions....