The Witness

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, �Did you see my client commit this burglary?� �Yes,� said Sam, �I saw him plainly take the goods.� The lawyer asks Sam again, �Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw...

Painful Puns

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]These are bad. REALLY bad. You've been warned - read at your own peril!! :D You know, two psychics are just a pair-a-normal people. There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At...

new pirate movie

did you hear about the new pirate movie thats comming out? I wouldnt let my kids watch it...it rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a blind man here to see you

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the...

goog ole jokes

Free drinks for everyone One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no...

Jokes for u

The Perfect Husband... Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling,...

Funny of the day

LOL Click to see RoflCat. :D I come on there lots, even to look at the same old pictures! They never lose their humor.