Inhale slowly, hold it in, then exhale. The room around me started spinning, faster and faster. My arms reached out to grab anything that would help me keep my balence. My taste buds were still dancing from whatever it was i had just smoked. My...
Seen on facebook . . . 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.
So, we learn Obama might appoint an Ebola Czar. Say it fast enough and it sounds like a Biblical name. .......and Ebolaczar begat Panicamok.
I love Halloween. But my question is this: Best couples/group (male and female) costume ideas. Ready....... set....... GO!
Why? because I think it's funny to watch girls act a fool and do stupid shit as much as guys do too.
Boy: "do you ever just sit there and think?" Girl: "no, i just sit there and eat."
Mom: "you roll your eyes and talk back to me because you think you're cute." Me: "yeah mom, I totally think i'm cute when I look like i'm having a seizure rolling my eyes."
Well, October is here and you know what that means. No, not the leaves turning majestic colors signaling the true start of the Fall season, I'm talking about Halloween. Oh, Halloween, you are by far most (normal, fun loving) people's favorite holiday....
And you see your boyfriend/girlfriend on there. What do you do?
Inspired by sweetpaws post... Two winters ago one Saturday morning as I laid lazily in bed, refusing to get out, enjoying to the fullest my comforters wrapped around me in a burrito type mechanism I created covering me from the tips of my toes...
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