Dumb Bird Jokes ~ No intellect required

Q: When should you buy a bird? A: When it’s going cheep!   Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.   Q: What is green and pecks on trees? A: Woody the Wood Pickle.   Q:...

Customer Service is a Disservice

  I work in the hotel industry. I’m a concierge/front desk agent for a hip boutique hotel in downtown Seattle themed with Nirvana art and Sub Pop history. I’ve only been working there six months and there’s one important thing I’ve learned: THERE...

Tinder, OkCupid; POF—I’m crushing them all!

And so it begins with Megan #1…   (I attached the “#1” to Megan’s name because I’ve met two other Megans since and I’m having a hard time remembering who’s who when I text.)   I met Megan #1 through OkCupid and on her profile she writes,...

So Not Funny

Now, you are not obligated to read these.  They are so stupid they made me laugh.  For the people lacking a sense of humor, read them anyway, they won't hurt you. For the people that do have a sense of humor, I am only the messenger.   I could not...

I Try To Be Nice, But...............

I TRY to be nice.  To be kind.  To be tolerant.  To try to let others know I may not have been where they are, but that doesn't preclude me TRYING to hear, to understand. Yet, sigh, I fail.  My mother told me, "I don't have to like you or love you...