Silly truths for Sunday

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.       Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.       Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.        I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.       ...

Surreal Possibilities

Crackerjack the Cat jump up on the fence, Virtuoso tightrope, Higgity Hence! When Mockingbirds fly, they’re crackerjack, Chasing a Crow, it’s good-natured smack. Stars twinkle in the sky, a midnight task To close my eyes and to dream Crackerjack....

Sweet Mystery of Life at Last I’ve Found You…

A Comic who says a most crazy thing, totally deadpan, is rib-tickling. Tangling with yarn, my cat’s no master, stirring in me rib-tickling laughter. Birds in a bush, chirping and chattering makes me grin, but is it rib-tickling? Rib-tickling is...

DO NOT FALL IN LOVE!!!!

Im at a place called Job Corp. life is already hard being here, then this guy.....who i will not give his name out. He was my everything he gave me life i thought i new him. turns out he lied about his whole life. His parents never died and he was...

Let's Make Like...

Let's make like a baby.... and head out. Do what the shepherd said... let's get the flock out of here. Let's make like tree.... and leaf. Let's make like a bread truck... and haul buns. So... do you know a similar sayings?  

Monday

Monday  The desperation with which I wrote down each carefully thought out lottery number today was definitely a clear sign that killing myself is the answer. I'm kidding. 100% kidding. That's just my charming dark humor coming out to play. You...

Corny One liners for giggles

How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.    What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.   How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had...

A Message to Women From a Man: You Are Not “Crazy”

      You’re so sensitive. You’re so emotional. You’re defensive. You’re overreacting. Calm down. Relax. Stop freaking out! You’re crazy! I was just joking, don’t you have a sense of humor? You’re so dramatic. Just get over it already! ...

A story of 4 people

  Nobody This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got...

Wrong with America

Here is my thoughts on what's wrong with the people of America.  I remember watching Disney channel everyday after school or in the summer when I wasnt outside playing. Those were my happiest days not a care in the world, or a thought of what my...

Figuring Out A Cat…

Quietly, the slender gray tabby stared. When I blinked, he vanished, a secret shared. Small orange “tiger” flew up the driveway, like a scared bird gone, ‘fore I had my say. A friendly white [and gray] cat approached me. My attention wandered,...