A few more giggles ~ adult content

 Laughter is the best medicine so relax and enjoy a few corny jokes.  One will make you smile.   What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it...

So true

He who talks in circles never gets cornered.

A few giggles

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.   ...

Halo and Mad Max

     Time for an updaaaate! Not much has happened this past week. I just waited for Memorial day weekend to roll on by so I could have my day off. On Monday, some family members got together and had lunch at a park. It was nice, but a little cold....

The Introduction

World, Mk is thy name/ i'm kinda lame/ this is a first/ i hope you're in.   The amazeness that's me came here to this world June 16 2001 and yes it is 06-16-01. I love writing you can check me on wattpad mk_800. I love dancing. My fav color is...

A Clean, but Messy Mess

"A clean, but Messy mess" For the past few days I have been giving tips for Super Mommies. Tonight I have decided to tell a little funny story. I was sitting on my couch watching a how to tutorial and my son walked off into the bedroom. This is...

A giggle or two~ equal rights

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!" Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." A man asks, “God, why did you make...

Aging is not fun ~ Old news

I still have something on the ball I am just too tired to bounce it. I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. ...

AAARRRGGHHH! I can do nothing right.............

Not that it matters, but, I can't do or say a damn thing right today.  Once again, my daughter is mad at me, I still stand by my opinion, though I feel the pressure to apologzie.  I've disagreed with about 400 people this morning, between posts and...

Observations

These are just a few observations I have made this week.   1.  Bruce Jenner looks terrible either way,man or woman   2. Evidently, the Patriots did something wrong as they are accepting punishment.   3. The program "The Voice" is...

Humoring

(?): " What about love?" (?2): "Uh???" (?): " I mean come on its love not Santa              Claus." (?2): " What does that word even.                         mean?"      

The Scarlet Pimpernel

    For some reason, I find myself obsessed with the Scarlet Pimpernel this week. I remember watching the movie when I was younger and falling in love with Sir Percy. He was my favorite superhero; I loved how he always out-witted the Frenchies and...

An Italian Affair (Joke)

There was a man who went to Italy on a buissiness trip away from his wife for a month. During this trip, he meets an Italian woman and has a secret affair with her. Before the man's one month trip is over, the woman finds out she is pregnat. So the...

Which is Worst: Childbirth or a Kick in the Nads (Joke)

After a long day of working on his front lawn, a man sat in a beach chair outside and opened a beer. After a few beers, a man gets into thinking deeply about things. So this man thought of a question that has been debated for centuries. Which is...

Some words

What is another word for 'thesaurus'?   The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet. - Ann Landers   If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.   The early worm gets eaten by the...

Sister Sister/ travel?

     Anybody else remember that show? Anyway, this post is half about my sister.... Most of the time, I get along very well with my sister; we can have tons of fun together. I previously mentioned that she is the opposite of me. She is is very...

I'm gonna buy a tarp so we can camp no matter what...

    I am so glad that it is finally starting to get warm outside but I do not think that it is camping weather just yet... my boyfriend disagrees. My boyfriend and I are planning a hiking trip for June and we thought that it would be a good idea to do...