Trivia Quiz

What do you call a doctor who treats pathological liars?   A crocktologist.   What do you call a doctor who treats pathological liars in Washington, DC?   Busy.

School...school...

What's up people (: sorry that i haven't been blogging lately  it's been a long week  so let's get you guys up to date on what's been going on i have recently found out that a sophomore likes me and i like him back i gave him a...

Truth About Songs

   Has anyone else noticed that the song, "Happy" by Pharrel is just a better produced version of the kids' song, "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands"?    And it seems Meghan Trainor is announcing her lesbianism with her song, "All...

Cheesy Pickup Lines

I melt at the thought of being hit on by a guy who uses cheesy, and funny, pick up lines on me. I apsolutely love it! Here are a few of my favorite ones:     Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! Are you a...

Appreciate them or LET THEM GO!

It wasn't too long ago, that I had a guy I was "seeing" ask me "Why are you so good to me, if I'm such an asshole?"  It was nice to hear him admit that he's an asshole.  It was nice, and it was sad.  Sad because the better question is, why is he...

Music and life's memories

Is funny how many moments in my life are stored in memory and recalled when a specific song is heard. Here I am going to list the songs and the part of my life attached to them. Mostly sappy love stuff, lol. Meat Loaf - "Two out of three ain't bad"...

Dating tip for men/women #4124578

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" that's what we are guaranteed.  Read between the lines people, we aren't guaranteed happiness, we are guaranteed the PURSUIT of it.  So my strong advice is, once you've FOUND it, DON'T let it go!  Leave the...

whoa, granny, whoa!

best not to be drinking anything while you watch this one.   <div id="fb-root"></div> <script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: It’s hard for me to open up about this, but after reading you, I feel somewhat of a kinship.I feel you may understand what I am going through. I am a 16 year old girl who has recently become aware of my sexuality. Sooz, I feel very...

daddy's calling

Daddy's Calling "Hello?" "Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and...

Dating tip for men #5142364

When you've finally spoken to a woman for long enough where you feel comfortable asking her out, or would like to ask her out...  PICK TWO DAYS, AND A TIME, AND ASK HER WHICH ONE IS BETTER FOR HER.  DO NOT ask on a continuous basis "so, when am I...

The Return of Gucci

Hello, after a brief hiatus, i return to boos and heckles. Oh well ask me if I care? :D So this past week Gucci struck again, this time at a Restaurant. We went out to eat and were drinking a lot. So the victim of the week was the Waitress, poor lady....

Lost and Confounded

Once I got lost on a treadmill. The lady on the next machine was furiously peddling a bike. I asked her for directions. She said, "follow me".   (That's my Steven Wright impersonation.)