Monday

Monday  The desperation with which I wrote down each carefully thought out lottery number today was definitely a clear sign that killing myself is the answer. I'm kidding. 100% kidding. That's just my charming dark humor coming out to play. You...

Corny One liners for giggles

How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.    What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.   How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had...

Ha Ha Ha Ha, Small Smile

I posted a song and three paragraphs about what hurts my heart, did it about five minutes ago.  I hit "create post" and...............blam, this site wouldn't, couldn't do it.  So..............I laugh.  Hell, damned good thing, I bared my soul, in a...

A Message to Women From a Man: You Are Not “Crazy”

      You’re so sensitive. You’re so emotional. You’re defensive. You’re overreacting. Calm down. Relax. Stop freaking out! You’re crazy! I was just joking, don’t you have a sense of humor? You’re so dramatic. Just get over it already! ...

I Don't Know if I Wanted to Laugh or Cuss.....

So, today, I took my three-year old to the same old Wal-Mart we go to every week to shop for groceries.  The long-time cashiers recognize me and my son.  I kinda like that, but, today........   We were checking out.  My son was flirting with the...

A story of 4 people

  Nobody This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got...

Wrong with America

Here is my thoughts on what's wrong with the people of America.  I remember watching Disney channel everyday after school or in the summer when I wasnt outside playing. Those were my happiest days not a care in the world, or a thought of what my...

Figuring Out A Cat…

Quietly, the slender gray tabby stared. When I blinked, he vanished, a secret shared. Small orange “tiger” flew up the driveway, like a scared bird gone, ‘fore I had my say. A friendly white [and gray] cat approached me. My attention wandered, and so...

I HATE LIARS!!!!

I guess you read the title and that's why you are here but i just always hated people who would lie to my face when i really knew the truth and that's what happened today like it was about around 8:37 PM and i deserved to take out the trash little did...

Bored Mind

Why isn't bowling called balling? Don't you throw a ball, not a bowl? Where exactly is yonder? No one really knows yet that's where everything is.... Since God created Adam and Eve and they were obviously already grown then it stands to reason...

These will put a smile on that face or disgust you..

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.   Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out.    I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a...

Cleaning House

Contrary humans sometimes take a bath, a ritual to appease a god’s wrath. A bird pokes and prods between its feathers to get rid of the dirt all together[s]. The normally docile dog finds a stream, playing patty-cake in the mud his dream… My black cat...