Friday night giggles

      Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.   One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.   A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door....

Watched Deadpool ~ strange

Don't ask how or why I watched Deadpool, that's a post in itself.  It was funny, filled with obscenities and one liners.  A lot of wit in this silly movie. Overall, it was entertaining and left me with a smile.  Ryan Reynolds does a great job.  It...

Got A New Supervisor, Today Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

My new line supervisor started today.  He is young, not sure if he can legally drink yet.  He's so VERY earnest.  Trying hard.  A good kid.  I couldn't help myself.   He came down the line, introducing himself and doing the requisite, "Do you...

My Only Daughter is 21 Today

My only daughter turns 21 years old, today.  I sent her a gift.  I sent a card.  I even "posted" on her Facebook page.  Sigh. No more party hats and little friends and personalized cakes, not that I liked any of that, but, weirdly, I find myself...

Profanity and Vulgarity should be labeled

Listen my friends and foe, I live in my world where there is but one rule; Give me the choice to read your vulgararity and I will chose not to.  If you give me no choice then I shall take offense.  I will comment, I will rant and rave that...

I've Gone Soft In the Head

Not only did say "yes" to stupid furniture we don't need, but, I also have to leave work on Friday and travel to Galveston to spend more money at the ocean I won't swim in.  Gee Whiz!  Shouldn't one of ya'll taken a moment to tell me I've gone soft in...

Eye Rolling Owner of New Furniture

Yep.  It took him three days, but......I caved.  (without grace, but I caved)  EYE  ROLL!!!!!  He asked, he cajoled, he got mad, he tried bribery, got the same eye roll and the same answer, "No."  Three days, people of non-stop furniture begging. ...

Proud Parent

My three-year old can count to twenty, say his ABC's, recognizes some words.  He has mastered not peeing in his pants or bed.    Right now, he's trying to fit a ping-pong ball in his mouth.  I asked him, "Why are doing that?"  His answer? ...

HEY... people of the internet

What is this supposted to be? Somewhere where I share my thoughts with people??? Have you ever tried like not posting something incredibly akward like "oh, I like getting blood tests and I need to decide which arm should get "stabbed" next!" ...

My Boss, Ha Ha Ha Ha............Oh, My Gosh.....

Went to work and saw my boss.  My jaw, literally, dropped.  Then, I could NOT, I swear I couldn't help but.................laugh out loud.    The man had shaved his head.  Bald as a billiard.  Hey, I don't care if a man is bald, but, ha ha ha ha...