New beginnings: what I wasn't expecting.

So as I approach my incresingly soon due date, I find myself constantly contemplating the "what ifs" of Labor.  I wonder if this is the same routine all soon to be moms face when the time is almost here. As optimistic as I am I believe this is the...

Just funny things, corny but..

The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y   If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.   Whoever said money don't buy you happiness just didn't know where to shop!  ...

To My 50+ years friends.

You're not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things you can't remember. You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker. You're...

Declaration of Intent

Intent....odd word meaning: 'Acting with purpose' In a lawful sense (and this is the sense with which I approach my first and last blog) ''The state of a person's mind which directs his or her actions toward a specific objective'' So I...

Aging

After fifty it's patch, patch patch. After forty it's a matter of maintenance. Age is a pretty high price to pay for maturity. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. (Daniel Francois Esprit Auber) At my age happy...

Reminders ..........

           Saw a guy on the train today and on the back of his hand in HUGE dark black letters it said CLOCK IN ..... I couldn't help but wonder what the hell it was for ???????

Dont say I didn't warn you ......

You know that person that does THE MOST stupid ass shit when you are out in public with them ? The one that makes you hang your head and walk away quickly hoping no one notices you are with them ? The one that makes you swear you will NEVER go...

Inappropriate for anyone young

Many of us 'fiftyish' folks are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on...

In case you are 50 or over.

If you are not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and...

Laughing and humor are good for you

You don’t have to laugh out loud; being quietly and privately amused also has benefits. For that matter, just smiling for no reason at all can improve your mood.   Benefits of humor Benefits of humor Benefits of humor We...

Daily Dumb Ass .....

        I spent 27 minutes standing in line at the business office repeating .... " Please explain this to me " over and over and over again only to get up to the window and say - " What the hell is this shit " ?????