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  10.  Only having a four word vocabulary…Nuff said…    9.  McDonalds is NOT a FINE dining restaurant…Just Sayin’.    8.  Honking your horn to let her know you’re there.    7.  Smelling like you just came from cleaning the fish...

I read this earlier and thought it was fitting for a lot of you on this site, and also appropriate for people on the internet. I love making fun of both groups of people. Or would the people of Thoughts be a subgroup? Oh, who cares? Just read the...

A teacher says to her class: Who ever thinks that they are stupid please stand up! My reaction in my head: I'll stand up! Teacher: Why do you consider yourself an idiot? Me: I dont consider myself an idiot! I just hated you standing up by...

I Just GAVE Blood This is sort of a funny rant. I donate blood regularly. I know that the need is always there and well, it is just a good thing to do. OK…I hear snickering behind my back….”How can you donate BLOOD Sooz when most of your body is...

After many attempts at picking a blog site, this one finally worked without having to re-do it due to error or PAY(how dare your site come up on the 1st search page on Google and not be free when I typed in: starting a free blog!)...I vent in many...

  Dear Sooz:   I have a very embarrassing question. I am an 18 year old virgin who wants to make love with my boyfriend. The trouble is, we are both virgins and are both shy about well, doing it.   He has reservations about how he...

Now, everyone on this site knows how incredibly funny and witty I am, but what you may not know is how funny and witty my friends are as well. What I've done is compiled a few conversations I've had with them in the past and posted them here for your...

  You fall down a well and send Lassie to the liquor store. Bartenders call you when you’ve been absent for more than two days. Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock. You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there,...

YOU JUST REPORTED A POST ON THOUGHTS! CONGRATULATIONS, FUCKTARD! YOU SAVED US ALL FROM EVIL!

1.  I CAN’T think of ANYTHING to write. 2.  DAMN IT…My pen just ran out of ink. 3.  Writing on bathroom walls is an ART,  BUT…I never WENT to ART school soooooooooooo???????? 4.  Let’s see…Nope, already there…Hmmmm…No...Again there…Damn, there is...

        It was entertainment night at   the senior citizens' center. After the community sing song led by Alice at   the piano.  It was time for the Star of the Show - Claude   the Hypnotist!   Claude...

How many of you were those teenagers who did not like hanging with your grandparents because they are "old"? I was not one of those type of teenagers i was a homeschooler (how you can tell when you're a homeschooler: When you think hanging with "old"...

  Don't you feel so old sometimes with all texting/gangster slang that every one uses? I sure do, i don't know about you but when i text i write in complete sentences. *GASP* Holy shit people still do that?! What are you guys from the dinosaur age...

                    A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said, "How...

  So i am way too old to be making gifts for my mum but i did any way’s because i've done it every year ever since i can remember you know when you were little it was making cards out of badly folded paper and giving your mum's a figurine of a...

  Well hello everybody!! All i have to say is holy fucking shit i haven't wrote on here in forever. I believe i can attribute it to the fact that I’m better me not "blogging" (more like complaining but honestly i don't give a shit it made me feel...

Where to start, well the beginning would suffice, but that would be to easy. Let us start with me right now. I'm currently typing my stubby thumbs away trying to create what I hope will be my gay "Sex and the City." Hoping desperately that someone...